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The truck was carrying around 40,000 pounds of beer, but very little, if any, spilled.
Ah, that's alright then!
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The truck was carrying around 40,000 pounds of American beer, but very little, if any, was drinkable.
FTFY
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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Monitor wipe in aisle three!
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What, you took a mouthful of schlitz?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's best if you don't laugh at Americans,
Seing as much like our beer, we're also terrible at taking criticism,
while we're at it, we're also terrible at picking sides in "Arab Spring" countries...
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I'll grant you most American aisle(*) beers aren't worth the effort to have your kidneys process them, but some American beers are drinkable. I think Samuel Adams Boston Lager is pretty good, for example.
(*) Beers sold in Wal-Mart on pallets in the aisle.
Software Zen: delete this;
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However, it was probably piss, not Samuel Adams.
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Gary Wheeler wrote: Samuel Adams Boston Lager is pretty good
Agreed. Budweiser, on the contrary is just yellow water..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Budweiser does tend to be an aisle beer...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: very little, if any, spilled.
... yet. That will happen when the cans are opened.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: The truck was carrying around 40,000 pounds of beer, but very little, if any, spilled.
Just the one the driver was holding.
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Is this why they found a dead body today? (Hit by several vehicles).
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So they staggard around a bit.
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Wildlife was probably disappointed.
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The driver can hold his beer.
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As I think I might have mentioned before, this week I have been tasked with adding some features and generally tidying up a label print app written in VB. I also might have mentioned before the following points
1.) I've not touched VB before(even in Uni),
2.) That the code is a mess and has had more hacks than Fleet Street.
3.) The Original Author chose not to comment any of the code.
Well it turns out I was wrong regarding point 3. I've just come across this single word comment before a particularly horrible piece of code.
'Sorry
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That's not an apology.
Look further down, just after that piece of ordure - it continues:
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I was going to say that the apostrophe looked more like it was standing in for "You'll be", rather than a rem marker.
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Oh how I laughed when I found this:
"Tests are the real Cricket and I think we all new who was the superior team in the two most recent series between England and India, was it 7-1 aggregate? You don't get much more superior than that. So what if India are a better Baseball team."
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Did I really spell 'new' like that! 
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Out with the old I say. Oh how the comments exposed the hypocrisy of the gentleman's sport.
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Yeah I don't normally read all the comments on there, only the first page or so, but it does appear you get a surprisingly worldwide audience on there for an English Newspaper, most with the sole aim of baiting the English posters. Couldn't resist correcting that one. 
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That lad certainly seems to have a problem.
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