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Agreed. I can see the problem from here: no Bacon.
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office: the psychiatrist has a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear.
He says: "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me, but ..."
The psychiatrist interrupts him: "It's obvious: you're not wearing any vegetables, or bread."
yours, Bill
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“This isn't right; this isn't even wrong." Wolfgang Pauli, commenting on a physics paper submitted for a journal
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If one day, a nuclear bomb is going to drop at the place where you live and you are lucky enough to hide yourself with 10 more people at an underground room (big room), isolated from the radiation of the nuclear bomb. The room has enough food, water and oxygen supply for years.
Can you foresee what will happen to you and the other 10 people?
How are you going to spend the time?
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Am I trapped with some disgruntled factory workers from Detroit or am I trapped with the Swedish Women's Beach Volleyball team?
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In either case, at some point they're all going to become disgruntled...
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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In each case I'd be the one having to do all the work.
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MehGerbil wrote: workers from Detroit
I'm not sure these exist anymore... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You said nothing of the toilet situation.
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Maybe try to understand women ? 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: understand women
Only if you are going to be trapped underground forever would you have time for that task.
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I'd play hide-and-seek or "I spy with my little eye something beginning..." or start a soccer team and wait for someone to play with us.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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adriancs wrote: lucky enough to hide yourself with 10 more people at an underground room
The lucky one's were hit directly by the bomb. I don't know that I could keep myself sane for years underground, what if all those people were middle managers, telephone sanitisers and hairdressers?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Biggest problem is the uneven number of people: one has to go.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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What happens if the cycles sync up?
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I will perform my duty to a new posterity* and breed incessantly.
This gives me an idea -> see upcoming post.
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adriancs wrote: Can you foresee what will happen to you and the other 10 people?
Unless you and them have some very specific extreme and permanent psychosis then everyone will end up dead.
There could be variances there depending on what "big room" means. And if one then adds other conditionals that include a large variety of entertainment choices.
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Not necessarily.
If one of the group has a severe psychosis then I suspect he will have plenty of space to himself at the end... 
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jschell wrote: Unless you and them have some very specific extreme and permanent psychosis are immortal then everyone will end up dead.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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MMORPG. With frequent homicides in arguments over who is hogging band-width, hacking, etc.
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“This isn't right; this isn't even wrong." Wolfgang Pauli, commenting on a physics paper submitted for a journal
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adriancs wrote: How are you going to spend the time?
Rewriting Windows from scratch. 
Marc
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adriancs wrote: How are you going to spend the time?
I'd check my mage and queue for Alterac Valley.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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adriancs wrote: Can you foresee what will happen to you and the other 10 people?
How are you going to spend the time?
Does it have a good internet connection?
The answer to your second question is the answer to my first...
... it also means I can run any software I want without worrying about getting a damned license for it.
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Harvey
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Dunno. I've only worked here for six years. I'll let you know when it gets to ten.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I will try to find answer to some questions like
Windows has start button,where to stop?
Why our keyboards are not in alphabetical order?
Why some one sales WINDOWS when his name contains GATES?
We have recycle bin,why not to have re-scooter bin?
And finally,i will be thinking about MS-SENTENCE..!!!!!!!!
Rule of debugging: "If you get a different error message, you're making progress."
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"Don't touch the squirrel's nuts."
Which movie?
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