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I was going to say that the apostrophe looked more like it was standing in for "You'll be", rather than a rem marker.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh how I laughed when I found this:
"Tests are the real Cricket and I think we all new who was the superior team in the two most recent series between England and India, was it 7-1 aggregate? You don't get much more superior than that. So what if India are a better Baseball team."
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Did I really spell 'new' like that!
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Out with the old I say. Oh how the comments exposed the hypocrisy of the gentleman's sport.
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Yeah I don't normally read all the comments on there, only the first page or so, but it does appear you get a surprisingly worldwide audience on there for an English Newspaper, most with the sole aim of baiting the English posters. Couldn't resist correcting that one.
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Reminds me of this article[^], please update that if possible
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone
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Added it to the comments and Thanks for introducing me to that article, very amusing.
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I was working in Microsoft SQL Server Manager today.
I was creating a new stored procedure.
I cut pasted this:
SELECT * FROM tableName AS T1 ORDER BY T1.columnName DESC into the the stored procedure template that looks like this:
SET ANSI_NULLS ON
GO
SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON
GO
CREATE PROCEDURE <Procedure_Name, sysname, ProcedureName>
<@Param1, sysname, @p1> <Datatype_For_Param1, , int> = <Default_Value_For_Param1, , 0>,
<@Param2, sysname, @p2> <Datatype_For_Param2, , int> = <Default_Value_For_Param2, , 0>
AS
BEGIN
SET NOCOUNT ON;
SELECT <@Param1, sysname, @p1>, <@Param2, sysname, @p2>
END
GO
which created this:
SET ANSI_NULLS ON
GO
SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON
GO
CREATE PROCEDURE <Procedure_Name, sysname, ProcedureName>
<@Param1, sysname, @p1> <Datatype_For_Param1, , int> = <Default_Value_For_Param1, , 0>,
<@Param2, sysname, @p2> <Datatype_For_Param2, , int> = <Default_Value_For_Param2, , 0>
AS
BEGIN
SET NOCOUNT ON;
SELECT * FROM tableName AS T1 ORDER BY T1.columnName DESCEND
GO
It took me a moment to find the problem because I kept thinking 'DESCEND' was a keyword.
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MehGerbil wrote: DESCEND
Got it now.. after a few moments..
DESC\rEND
I would have put this in the Weird and Wunderfull forum so..
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You goin' down, Buddy!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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DESCENT - great game. Oh wait that was DESCEND.
You should learn to use the semicolon after your statements.
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Let's hear it for the kitty and a huzzah to the hound!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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"we don't have a cat that barks or fetch the paper"
Says it all about the owners, really!
Well done to the vet!
(But that does not look like a happy cat in the pictures - I suspect he is after some more of the woofits blood)
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vonb wrote: Sometimes natural enemies becomes best friends!! Erm..using your logic a vampire would be your best friend.
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Didn't you know my first name is "Dracula"..
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And mine is Dr. A. Cula.
I am related to the evil SQL villain Count Asterisk, often seen as COUNT(*)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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My company has started a weird thing of naming all the food in the general fridge.
Today I had a nice Ham Sandwich called 'Keith'.
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Ha, I guess M.Barrow had no lunch today.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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PB 369,783 wrote: Ham Sandwich called 'Keith'
Nooooo the pig the ham came from was named Keith.
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Maybe you've a zombie infestation where you work.
Are you sure it wasn't a Keith sandwich?
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