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It's all part of my master plan to Rule the World.
An army of 10,000,000 pre-programmed zombies is actually an essential element -- without them, I'd never be able to take Afghanistan (the Russians and Americans have both tried with hundreds of thousands of pre-programmed zombies, but failed).
Die-hard countries like Afghanistan, Scotland, and Turkey really are a pain, for such plans. They're like bugs in code that just won't go away.
I've had to change the schedule, anyway. Finding a good home for Tiddles is turning out to be harder than I thought.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If I were a gambling man I'd place my bets more along the lines of this.[^]
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Ah, you filmed one of the high end Sunderland residence's.
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According to the 1950s, we'd all be flying around with jet-packs, by now.
I really feel ripped off.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just imagine all those dumbasses in the air making a mistake or crashing with others and plummeting to their death. 
We would be rid of them so quickly 
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I had the same hope for automobiles, but they just kill pedestrians, cyclists, and other drivers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I especially like how the "Clickable" label is, in fact, the only one on that page that's not clickable.
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The more I think about it the more I think W.BalBoos has a really good point. We are all slowly drifting into one poster.
As time has gone on my postings have slowly evolved to fit in with the site norm. For example the vulgarity of my humour posts has lessened compared to when I first joined, to fit in with the general accepted standard of the site. Also traditions that I didn't necessarily find amusing when I first joined, like the pun runs for example, I now find myself participating in and sometimes even initiating them myself.
So if we assume that everybody else are slowly evolving their postings too, and those that don't conform are already voted off the site (or rejected by the organism), then at some time in the future we are all going to amalgamate into one giant Codeproject poster monster jellyfish organism. I can already think of numerous times recently where I have posted the same thing as another user (mainly Elston). So the Nuclei has already been created and we are just going to suck more and more of you in at an exponential rate.
So soon there will be no need to post, as we will all know what is to be posted, so actually posting it will just be a waste of data storage capacity. Whatsmore, features like the CCC will become redundant as people will be able to post the answer before Dave has posted the question.
So the next question is what do we do with this monster we are creating? World Internet Domination? And whose going to tell Chris what has inadvertently happened to us?
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PB 369,783 wrote: So if we assume that everybody else are slowly evolving their postings too, and
those that don't conform are already voted off the site
Uhhh... no... some of us choose to remain individuals and not part of the collective. While our 'behaviour' may be in line with the generally accepted standard, that is not to say we changed it over time, but rather, it is as it always has been.
And while we may be similar, we are still distinct.
5 of 9.
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Then you will be swallowed up by the Jellyfish and your opinion will go unnoticed.
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The '5 of 9' is of course a refernce to ST:Voyager, but it is also my birth order: 5th child of 9. So, not wanting to be part of THIS collective does not mean we are not part of A collective.
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It would help us unite if we had a common enemy.
Maybe we could find a Mac forum and start a war?
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Hey!
I read MehGerbil's posting first, so that makes you a plagiarist!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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PB 369,783 wrote: So the next question is what do we do with this monster we are creating?
To the extent you become aware of yourself in the act of "creating the monster" by acting as if it is "real," rather than a psychic construction of the self, you gain the freedom to manifest your unique individuality, which cannot be compromised by others' interpretations of your thoughts, and words, but which, itself, is inherently empty in the most magnificent way unimaginable.
yours, Bill
~
“This isn't right; this isn't even wrong." Wolfgang Pauli, commenting on a physics paper submitted for a journal
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Google is going to https://www.google.com.au/ even when I have http://www.google.com.au/ set as my home page. This is only happening on one PC that I have noticed. I have reset Internet Explorer settings to their default. No change.
Anyone know what is happening here?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Maybe that PC has some kind of virus / malware infection
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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It has, he already told us he was using IE.
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So I also have it.. (Using IE too, company policy..)
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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No it happens to me too occasionally
There is no way any malware could get past the net nazis
Even regular traffic barely gets through
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Isn't there a link to google.com at the bottom somewhere? I get it sometimes.
Why does it matter, out of curiousity. Here it is damn annoying because the language changes too.
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No need to post this as Google already knows you're upset.
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Google's defaulted[^] to HTTPS for about 2 years now. If I had to guess the cookie or WTE was set on that PC telling it to stick with a non-secure connection expired/was wiped/etc.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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And I don't think why that should be a bad thing. 
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