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Thief!!! I came up with that idea more than 25 years ago!
Oh well, there's lots of other endangered species to work with... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Could I interest you in a Mussolini?
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I thought we were all out of those many years ago? As I heard it, the last three rounds into his body were fired by 572 Italian marksmen.
Will Rogers never met me.
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"Canadian military testing new $620,000 ‘stealth’ snowmobile for clandestine incredibly fun Arctic operations"
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Currently they play "Ride of the Valkyries", but no one can hear it over the engines.
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Unless I see Steve Smith with his roll of duct tape standing next to the snow mobile I will not believe.
"Sanity is not statistical."
- Eric Blair, 1984, Chapter 9
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But... it's a stealth skidoo! You can't see it, so just take any photo of Red in the snow as proof.
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TTFN - Kent
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It's true, then. The CSIS is plotting to invade Paraguay.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Its yellow in color - so how is it invisible?
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Abhinav S wrote: Its yellow in color
No it isn't.
The stealth one is standing between the yellow one and the camera. If you look very carefully, you can see some of its lines/outline.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And don't eat the yellow snowmobile.
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here's why[^]
Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... 
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Wait until you get to see the natives from Epsilon Eridani. You will not even need a microscope to see them.
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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The natives of Eroticon VI are at least 50% more attractive. 
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And they have hearts of gold.
Literally.
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I find that to be highly improbable.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I don't think I will fall asleep tonight... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Then you're probably safe to look at page one (the link is deliberately to page 2).
You won't even go to bed...
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That's why I prefer sleeping at work 
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At least now I know why I have sleep stuff in my eyes every morning.
It's poo from those little guys.
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Quote: That itching sensation on the back of your neck is perfectly normal
Yeah, that happened to me when I saw it.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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The teeth on the hydrothermal vent worm are remarkable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's... You're a monster for letting the world know this, I... I have to wash my face again, I feel dirty...
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Ah yes, the lovely Demodex! I used to scare students with this one! However, on the comforting side I believe not everyone has them, though most do and they become more likely with age. They crawl out onto your face at night in order to mate. I suppose washing one's face immediately on waking might help keep their numbers down!
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