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Either the ash from your Gauloise hid it, or I couldn't see it past the sheep I was "romancing"... 
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Tears from that post, I'd award you the internet but as I only just got I'm going to hang on to it for a while.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Rage wrote: You missed the baguette we always carry under the left arm !
And what about the cheese?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Between the armpit and the baguette. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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... and so the mystery of the taste is revealed. 
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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+5
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I didn't want to imply anything or make suggestions but now you mention it...
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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He probably means "faulty" in genetic terms - i.e. not like you have a gene that doesn't work, rather one that wasn't to be active in the combination of genes comprising a specific nationality.
It's the same with drinking milk: lots of people don't have it active, if it triggers in at some point, you may end up with a person who can drink milk maybe in a country where nobody(a vast majority) does not.
A
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It turns out that it's a known phenomena[^]
[this said in order to rule out jokes about this specific lady]
Never underestimate the difference U can make in the lives of others.
∫(Edo )dx = Tzumer
∑k( this.Kid) k = this. ♥
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Edo Tzumer wrote: Ever wanted to learn French?
No.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”
Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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Edo Tzumer wrote: Human psychic is rather amazing
The only amazing thing about psychics is that they manage to win libel cases when people claim they can't talk to the dead.
Psst: I suspect you meant "human psyche[^]".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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O my, thx Richard,
Is it a Typo then
Never underestimate the difference U can make in the lives of others.
∫(Edo )dx = Tzumer
∑k( this.Kid) k = this. ♥
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The Ockham's (that's "Occam" to some of you) Razor principle suggests a simple hypothesis:
The mutilation of the English language known as Australian is the result of a combination of selective breeding of defectives (convicts, and other degenerates, ejected ... transported ... from the mother country), and the epigenetic [^] genomic effects of excess tropical-sun radiation on Caucasoid northern-latitude evolved heads, skin, etc., over time.
Thus, a certain type of calloused area appears on the Broca's area of the brain, causing the curious omission of long vowels, the bizarre contractions, typical of Australian.
Hypothetically, the motor vehicle accident either disrupted the callous in the Broca's area, or caused some natural catalysis of said carapace, thus restoring the woman's probably ancestrally Norman French accent.
G'day Meights, Bill
“Human beings do not live in the objective world alone, nor alone in the world of social activity as ordinarily understood, but are very much at the mercy of the particular language which has become the medium of expression for their society. It is quite an illusion to imagine that one adjusts to reality essentially without the use of language and that language is merely an incidental means of solving specific problems of communication or reflection." Edward Sapir, 1929
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"Tent is said to hold oneself back and lock the siren."(9)
Not so hard, but I like it.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
CCC Link[ ^]
Can you Help?
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Tent is said TP (Teepee)
to hold oneself back EM
and lock TRESS
the siren
TEMPTRESS
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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I almost had that one.
Just could not get the P (Teepee - what is that?).
Anyway, that was the closest I've got to solving a CCC in probably a decade!
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Abhinav S wrote: Just could not get the P (Teepee - what is that?).
This is a Teepee[^] - I guess you had to watch Cowboy and Native American films as a kid...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I guess you had to watch Cowboy and Native American films as a kid.
I just remembered the word WigWam.
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Ah, but a Wigwam isn't a tent!
It's a domed room dwelling made of grass, bark or hide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigwam[^]
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Well Done.
I just thought it was a smart little clue.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
CCC Link[ ^]
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So why did you past it so early?
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Busy Busy Busy!
I have piles of paperwork on my desk so high there is snow on the top of them.
There are mountain goats leaping between the pinnacles and I am in danger of being trapped in an avalanche of invoices, tax returns and Cash Flow Forecasts.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
CCC Link[ ^]
Can you Help?
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Burn them all.
That way, it clears your desk, and you get a barbequed goat into the bargain.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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And the screen got black. There are some movers around here taking desks away, and by chance they cut off the current. By chance it was just the screen, so I had a free pause. 
They are moving away an entire group (the so named "java group"), so it's so calm here now...
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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vonb wrote: They are moving away an entire group (the so named "java group"),
Known as flushing the toilet elsewhere.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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