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This hypothetical man let his wife drive it. Sadly, this hypothetical man has a fight on his hands when he wants to use said motor; Mrs hypothetical having decided that Mr hypothetical can have her car[^] instead.
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Mr. Hypothetical has hypothetically thought of this since hypothetical wife can't (yet) hypothetically drive a manual shift 
I'll also add that my fate otherwise would be this[^] ... which is worse!
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If have ever watched the Film "Mrs. Miniver" then you will know that you just have to make sure she has recently bought herself an expensive hat and everything will be fine. Otherwise you had better hope that Hitler threatens invasion again soon!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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One would say : "Happy Birthday darling!".
and hands over the keys.
I'd rather be phishing!
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"hypothetical man" - was he before or after Neanderthal?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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You are so screwed dude., had you done the precursory suck up and finished the to-do list that would have softened the blow.
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I replaced the wife. My new model Wife 2.0 thinks Jaguars are neat toys that I should have, along with interesting things like radios and computers.
What said hypothetical man does depends on his priorities.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Just march her upstairs, point at her jewelery box, and say "Practical?"
It's been nice knowin' ya.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I beginning to suspect you already are a eunuchs developer ....
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MidwestLimey wrote: how does said hypothetical man keep his hypothetical balls intact from deranged ramblings of hypothetical wife?
1. if balls are hypothetical then no worry at all...
2. easy clickety[^]
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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You grow Balls of Steel ! 
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Those of us who've been married 20+ years know how to work the system.
I wish you would have sought my advice in advance.
When I wanted to get a Jeep I did the following:
1: I bought the wife a new car first.
2: I then let her simmer in guilt for 6 months while I drove a beater.
3: I talked about what I'd get endlessly.
By the time I bought my impractical vehicle she was so relieved that she didn't care what I bought.
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Well the deeds not done yet ... though I took a test drive and am still smiling ear to ear.
In my defence I've been driving the same car 7 years, and have:
(a) Offered to drive her 'til she dies
(b) Paid oodles for care and preventative maintenance, much to my wife's chagrin
(c) Took the kids to Disney
I've been told I have to buy a new car, and one that can fit two boosters and a child seat in the back. It can! It just has two less doors than she expects and the fuel economy of a MOAB.
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Tell her the mistress wants a two door.
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Was that 20+ years continuous or cumulative?
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Just saying. Owww, oww, owwwww.
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That's easy for you to say.
How did you know that's what the village peacock was just saying outside my window anyway? 
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage."
Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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Did you get your finger wedged between the keys again? 
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That wasn't his finger, and it was a usb port, anyway...
Will Rogers never met me.
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... a micro USB port, I believe 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Is that what they call those little connectors used to charge phones? That's what I was thinking of, of course, but wasn't sure of the proper terms. Thanks!
Will Rogers never met me.
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No. I posted this thread about 20 minutes after getting in from my first Krav Maga session. It wasn't the fighting that hurt, it's the exercises they randomly threw in at the end.
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a) Your question isn't clear.
b) Isn't dropping one's aiches is a bit lah-di-dah for you Northern chaps, what?
c) Punctuation!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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This was the politest way I had of saying I ached just the tiniest bit after my first Krav Maga class last night. The actual fighting was great - the head instructor and myself enjoyed a bit of Muay Thai sparring to demonstrate some things to my other fellow recruits, and it was good to be able to put some of that to use after 20 years.
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