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ChrisElston wrote: Right someone's got to go in and get these two crocs out, any volunteers
Mick, Mick, no not you MM you piss pot the Dundee bloke, where is the silly bugger when you need him.
Alternatively you could get that other silly bugger, Steve Irwin, to shout in their ear. Oh wait a stingray did for him some time ago!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Oh wait a stingray did for him some time ago!
Anything could happen in the next half hour.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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In that case, I'll stand by for action.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When I was ickle I thought they were saying "Anything can happen in the next house order"
I know it makes no sense, but American accents weren't so widely experienced back then (and I was living in Birmingham...)
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The next headline will be:
"Nine Meerkats Arrested for Arson, used to Cover their Escape"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Somebody spotted a lookout[^], but he wore a mask, so he hasn't been identified yet!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Hi all developer's,
I am working on MCI wave audio player. I want my application to get the number of output audio devices attached to the system. I can set the sound output of the wave file to any of the connected audio device.
For example : I have a wave file "sample.wav" and there are three USB Headsets(audio devices) are attached to the system. Now through my application I can select any of the output audio device among the three attached and get the file played and listen to it.
Please suggest how this can be achieved.
Thanks and Regards,
Vijay Soni
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Using Voodoo or some kind of black magic.
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I knew a voodoo queen once. He never really did get accepted by the other Haitians and had to move... 
[EDIT] WTF? Some jerk reported this as abuse - Can't the Haitians take a joke anymore?  [/EDIT]
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
modified 15-Apr-13 6:21am.
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Hi Vijay, welcome to Code Project. I hope that my next couple of comments don't put you off, but they have to be said.
- The Lounge is not the correct place for posting programming questions. This part of the site is intended to get away from answering programming questions.
- I can't direct you to the proper forum because you haven't said what language you are writing this in. In general, when asking people for help with a particular problem, one of the basic considerations is what the language is that you are using.
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This is not the forum you are looking for, move along.
Try Q&A, SK or Griff will answer your query within 5 minutes or we'll stop feeding them.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Try Q&A, SK or Griff will answer your query within 5 minutes or we'll stop feeding them.
They need food? 
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To get your question answered as fast as possible, you should post it in the Questions & Answers section.
For extra speedy answer, please use the secret title line: "Plz snd codez asap! Itz urgentz!"
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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referring to everyone as "hai dears" will guarantee success, regardless of your question.
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And questions with code which isn't formatted are answered faster than all the others.
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Thanks, dear. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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See Here[^]
Kindle says so so it must be true.
Although this explains a lot.[^]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Less a language, more a phlegm flood.
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In the US we have a similar problem - they're called southerners.
"Iff'in it ain't be broke it don't need fixed . . . . . . . y'all"
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Heard in the pub[^]
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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And that's how the fight started.
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We have almost a million members!
Let's get up a petition, in support!
... Of Kindle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pssst! Off by ten error there...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Well, by the I got to 800,000, I was fed up with counting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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