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I haven't used Google in a couple of years now. Bing works just fine.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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'Indifferent to' -> Facebook
Done!
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Not too different. The odd looking person in the picture[^] bears a resemblance to this old looking person[^]...
Daddy?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It should save them a lot on maintenance costs, now that they only have to have a single page on the site, containing one big button.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pete on Farcebok? Who ya stalking?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Look out your window mate - I'll give you a wave.
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Once I get to lunch I can barely see beyond my nose.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A warning to our German friends here on CP - do not bother travelling South on the A3 on Good Friday or North on the 13th April as I will be driving through your fine country with the family.
You, and I, are safer if you keep off the road.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Die straßen sind gefährlich, wenn Nagy ist mit seinem auto nach dem trinken besetzung mengen von gin.
(apologies to any Germans, I haven't lived in Germany for 20 years and I think it is a bit rusty)
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: I think it is a bit rusty
Oh! Err! (obviously!)
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That was not bad at all.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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You must be kidding!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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What gave you the impression that Germany is rusty? The last I heard they'd spent a fortune polishing it up, even cleaned behind the radiators and eveything.
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage."
Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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Dalek Dave wrote: Die straßen sind gefährlich, wenn Nagy ist mit seinem auto nach dem trinken besetzung mengen von gin.
You just wrote "The roads are dangerous if Nagy is with his car after drinking occupying loads of gin.
Fair enough. But as polite as I am, here is the proper sentence for you:
Die Strassen sind gefährlich wenn Nagy Unmengen an Gin getrunken hat und Auto fährt.
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That gets a 5. Fährt jokes are universal.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Thanks. But somehow I don't get my own joke 
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With me English eyes reading, I see fart. So I taking the piss referring to fart jokes.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Gute Fahrt!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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a workmate of mine was driving through Germany with his American girlfriend.
After a couple of hours she blurted out: Ausfahrt must be a really big city!
"The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise."
Matthew Faithfull
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Maybe that is why I as german-speaking person don't get the joke :P
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Is this something I should wait until I'm home and don't need to worry about snooping busybodies to stuff into a translator?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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In a Chieftan tank?
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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