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Perhaps it was the first person usage that made me think it was something you came up with. Kind of like how Dalek Dave comes up with original stuff all the time (however non-PC they may be). Anyway I'd like to avoid an argument here and will accept what you say - that you never meant to pose that as something you came up with.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Kind of like how Dalek Dave comes up with original stuff all the time
I Wouldn't be to sure about that.
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I just don't post any jokes I didn't write. Though, I'd say, most people do around here. I don't think Colin did it in bad taste.
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Isn't that snooker thread two below this one the same thing?
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BobJanova wrote:
Isn't that snooker thread two below this one the
same thing?
I'd be surprised if that's so, because it seems to be original content from Keith Barrow.
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It's gonna be a long day.
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Yep; I got together with a friend and killed him....
Psy co-killer
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That joke was better.
Plus, someone died.
+5
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MehGerbil wrote: Plus, someone died.
 You are an evil man. No wonder you're a regular around here. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Really awful. Just before I left one of the players was pretty abusive to both the Referee and the audience, you could smell the alcohol on his breath and he started letching on a girl half his age.He'd pretty obviously taken a bung to throw the match. I wasn't putting up with it, so I decided to go. Just before I left, it was his turn. The white was hard to cue, so he asked for the spider. The ref, obviously hacked off refused. The player asked again, no avail. The player got angry and insisted on getting the spider.
Still, no rest for the wicked.
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I had to read it twice... nicely done
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Do you know how many snooker tables there are in the world?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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How many then?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I assume you are going to say 0 as they are billiard tables?
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Top of the Class, Laddie!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Frankly a little on te pedantic side, though.
Personally I prefer pocket billiards if you know what I mean
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You need a long cue for that!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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not to mention smooth balls and deep pockets
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i always thought it was "no peace for the wicked" - although google shows that I'm in a 10% minority!
Still made me laught anyway 
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I have heard it both ways.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Still wearing his costume from last night, must have been out late drinking.
[Edit] I see Bob's a little green now that he's up. Matter of fact I think he's always a little green. Too much candy. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
modified 1-Nov-12 9:35am.
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