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That's the last time I go to a snooker match

1-Nov-12 2:54

Yep; I got together with a friend and killed him....

Psy co-killer

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My Vote of +5

MehGerbil1-Nov-12 2:59

MehGerbil

1-Nov-12 2:59

That joke was better.
Plus, someone died.

+5

Re: My Vote of +5

Chris Meech1-Nov-12 3:26

Chris Meech

1-Nov-12 3:26

MehGerbil wrote:
Plus, someone died.

You are an evil man. No wonder you're a regular around here. Smile | :)

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Keith Barrow1-Nov-12 2:00

Keith Barrow

1-Nov-12 2:00

Really awful. Just before I left one of the players was pretty abusive to both the Referee and the audience, you could smell the alcohol on his breath and he started letching on a girl half his age.He'd pretty obviously taken a bung to throw the match. I wasn't putting up with it, so I decided to go. Just before I left, it was his turn. The white was hard to cue, so he asked for the spider. The ref, obviously hacked off refused. The player asked again, no avail. The player got angry and insisted on getting the spider.

Still, no rest for the wicked.

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effayqueue1-Nov-12 2:08

effayqueue

1-Nov-12 2:08

I had to read it twice... nicely done

Dalek Dave1-Nov-12 2:14

1-Nov-12 2:14

Do you know how many snooker tables there are in the world?

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_Maxxx_1-Nov-12 2:16

1-Nov-12 2:16

Yes

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Dalek Dave1-Nov-12 2:17

1-Nov-12 2:17

How many then?

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_Maxxx_1-Nov-12 2:18

1-Nov-12 2:18

I assume you are going to say 0 as they are billiard tables?

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Dalek Dave1-Nov-12 2:18

1-Nov-12 2:18

Top of the Class, Laddie!

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_Maxxx_1-Nov-12 2:20

1-Nov-12 2:20

Frankly a little on te pedantic side, though.

Personally I prefer pocket billiards if you know what I mean

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Dalek Dave1-Nov-12 2:36

1-Nov-12 2:36

You need a long cue for that!

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_Maxxx_1-Nov-12 2:53

1-Nov-12 2:53

not to mention smooth balls and deep pockets

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_Maxxx_1-Nov-12 2:15

1-Nov-12 2:15

i always thought it was "no peace for the wicked" - although google shows that I'm in a 10% minority!

Still made me laught anyway Smile | :)

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Dalek Dave1-Nov-12 2:18

1-Nov-12 2:18

I have heard it both ways.

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MehGerbil1-Nov-12 2:21

MehGerbil

1-Nov-12 2:21

No Rest For The Wicked[^]

CP Bob Hangover

S Houghtelin1-Nov-12 1:54

S Houghtelin

1-Nov-12 1:54

Still wearing his costume from last night, must have been out late drinking.

[Edit] I see Bob's a little green now that he's up. Matter of fact I think he's always a little green. Too much candy. Sniff | :^)

It was broke, so I fixed it.

modified 1-Nov-12 9:35am.

Dalek Dave1-Nov-12 1:57

1-Nov-12 1:57

Well, as today is All Saints Day he should dress up as Shaznay Lewis.

(Appalled that I even know that)

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S Houghtelin1-Nov-12 1:59

S Houghtelin

1-Nov-12 1:59

Dalek Dave wrote:
(Appalled that I even know that)

We forgive you. Wink | ;)

It was broke, so I fixed it.

TPFKAPB1-Nov-12 2:07

TPFKAPB

1-Nov-12 2:07

So you should be I bet you know when Psalm Sunday is too.

Dalek Dave1-Nov-12 2:13

1-Nov-12 2:13

TPFKAPB wrote:
Psalm Sunday

Was that deliberate?

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