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If nothing else, "his invention of the modern day whiteface clown" should disqualify him from ever being mentioned again.
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Leslie Neilsen on the £5
Ian Botham on the £10
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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How about Tim Berners-Lee? Brian Cox? Someone intelligent who has done something worthwhile with their life, who can stand as a role model for children.
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They fail to meet one of the key requirements, they're not dead 
One of the front runners however is Alan Turing.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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viaducting wrote: Someone intelligent who has done something worthwhile with their life, who can stand as a role model for children.
Stephen Hawking? Oh bugger - the wheels will be a problem... 
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I said role model, not roll model.
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Russell Brand, he has to be dead inside.
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Amy Winehouse?
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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Katie Price - she's got a pair of 5 pounders 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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The Rep of Irelands dismal run can be seen in the numbers, while other countries have an alomst random selection of shirt numbers, we played 1-11 against Croatia and last night lined out with 10 shirts in the 1-11 range.
Yes, knowing your settled side is good, but then theres the whole absensce of strength in depth, and failure to recognise when a line up needs to change...
Ger
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No - It was because you are Sh*t.
(You can get your revenge on me after Tonights game.)
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Having lots of very poor players and a keeper who's knackered from single handedly keeping Villa up doesn't help either.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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And whilst we're at it, will someone shoot Mark Lawrenson through the face.
HE is a shite commentator, with pathetically bad attempts at humour and who seems to no so little of the game.
And Lineker, a wanker in a suit who once was good at hogging the 6 yard box, another crap presenter with all the charm of a rotting dog.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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I hate Jim Beglin too.
And Shearer, Hansen...
I don't have time for this, I've got to get to work.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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You can't get rid of Lineker, the crisp industry would collapse, with a terrible effect on British Jobs.
BTW: it's "know", not "no" 
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's "know", not "no"
Bugger!
But in my defence, I was in a rant 
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Did you know Lineker traded stories of his son's leukemia battle with the press to keep news of his affairs out of it?
A deeply unpleasant man.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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ChrisElston wrote: A deeply unpleasant man.
I don't like his crisps either...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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He quit They Think It's All Over because he wanted to be taken more seriously, conveniently ignoring the fact he was prepared to completely humiliate himself for the massive amounts of cash Walkers were lobbing his way.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Spain is ranked 1 in the world.
Rep. of Ireland is 18.
Yeah - you could blame it on the numbers.
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Quite right
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ROI is 18? I thought there were more than 18 nations registered with FIFA.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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PHS241 wrote: I thought there were more than 18 nations registered with FIFA.
India is somewhere around 100 now.
They have been doing well past few months.
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Expect to overtake the ROI quite soon then.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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