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Gratifying ... 
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My brothers a lawyer and I made the mistake of sending him a joke off here. Don't know why but he didn't appreciate it a bit? 
Actually he's one of the few honest and caring ones I know.
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I know a few, and apart from one, they seems like decent people. If I throw a lawyer joke at them, they throw a programmer joke back - just about how things should be 
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Espen Harlinn wrote: just about how things should be
Exactly, but he got a little peeved, not at me but the fact that I sent him the joke. Won't make that mistake again!
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Mike Hankey wrote: the fact that I sent him the joke
Probably a bad day ... the exception, I mentioned, needed to find another job
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Very Famous Movie Quote Of The Day
If you don't know this one, there is something wrong with you...
This is one of the best movie monologues, ever.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
Which movie?
(Do you know the name of the character as well as the character that was with her/him)
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This looks like a ficticious film of the common variety.
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower
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What about the Chicken Royal?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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the entire movie is filled with the most excellent quotes ("who's motorcycle is this?" ), and besides, the Chicken Royal is not a monologue
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Oh, it certainly is. Not politically correct but the "Did you see a sign outside my house saying..." bit cracks me up every time!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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You mean a Royale With Cheese?
Don't forget the Tasty Beverage to wash the Kahuna Burger down!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I believe we had a thread only on quotes from this movie a few months ago, or perhaps I may be wrong.
The actor delivering this dialogue is a real good actor and this is a great dialogue.
My favorite -
"Now, can I have my wallet back? Its the one that says <*not KSS*>."
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/[^]
And it was said by Samuel L. Jackson aka Jules Winnfield and the other caracter with him was Ringo i think in the Restaurant played by Tim roth?!!
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
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No, it was not Ringo, it was Vincent Vega played by John Travolta[^]
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Not in that scene - it's from the end of the movie, when the diner is being held up, and Vincent has just left. The other character in the scene is Pumpkin, played by Tim Roth.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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true, the monologue appears twice.
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So i was right? kinda
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
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Bible. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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ROFLMAO!
I love the certificate of authenticity to prove the authenticity of the certificate of authenticity!
What the elephant were you looking for when you found this? 
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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So that's the olympic spirit? Feels strange, thinking of where and when that part with the torch was invented
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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He also provided proof of fake authenticity[^] by providing a Olympic logo different then the original. where original has 5 circles only.
Regards,
Hiren.
-"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".
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Absolutely priceless!
I love the Q&A at the bottom of the ebay listing. It's amazing to think how much you can profit by buying a cheap box of Swan Vespa matches and lighting one up.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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I think the Q&A section[^] is a must read.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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