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It's funny because there's no 'h' in russian.
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There is if you're rushin to type it.
Henry Minute
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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German chemical plant that makes a resin (PA-12), needed for a wide range of automotive parts and components, burns to the ground [^] 
Steve
_________________
I C(++) therefore I am
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While I don't doubt that a difficult supply disruption will occur for that resin, it's more likely that a replacement for the resin will occur. Albeit causing an increase in cars and car parts.
From the article,
As many as 200 automotive industry representatives were expected to meet at a secret location in the Detroit suburbs today, ...
Detroit still has suburbs? 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Chris Meech wrote: Detroit still has suburbs?
There is still a Detroit?
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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Well, all I know is, what kind of robot turns down a free blast of searing hot resin?
Sincerely Yours,
Brian Hart
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I signed up for one of those group-buy sites and got this one in the mail today. Made me do a "spit take", to be honest!
Only $49 for Colon Hydrotherapy [^]
Mede me wonder if someone received this and actually went "WOW! Just what I was looking for! A professionally performed enema!" 
-EM
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I wonder if they rinse the fire hose off between usage?
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And if they added something sweet smelling, it could be called cologne for your colon.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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A wet fart by any other name is still a wet fart!
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Mike Hankey wrote: A wet fart by any other name is
called a SHART!
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I call it a mess. 
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You've obviously never had a back alley enema.
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They are illegal in my state.
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There are times when ignorance is a blessing.
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You can accomplish much the same result skinny dipping at the waterpark.
Will Rogers never met me.
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$49 is a ripoff. $5 worth of habaneros will clean you out just as well. 
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thrakazog wrote: $5 worth
Aw heck you spend too much, a small McDummolds fries clear me out every time. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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thrakazog wrote: $49 is a ripoff. $5 worth of habaneros will clean you out just as well
So will a $1 bottle of bleach there that's 4 bucks saved.
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Just so long as their 2-for-1 offer doesn't involve a double nozzle...
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Consider this statement:
Because you create a ControlTemplate in XAML, you can change a control's appearance without writing any code.
Source: MSDN
I know that there is a difference between 'Markup' and 'Code'; however, the statement still seemed humorous to me because the phrase 'without writing any code' usually implies a designer or wizard - or ease of use - when in fact XAML can be quite involved.
Consider the following tiny snippet of XAML:
<ControlTemplate TargetType="ComboBox">
<Grid>
<Border x:Name="ContentPresenterBorder">
<Grid>
<ToggleButton x:Name="DropDownToggle"
HorizontalAlignment="Stretch" VerticalAlignment="Stretch"
Margin="-1" HorizontalContentAlignment="Right">
<Path x:Name="BtnArrow" Height="4" Width="8"
Stretch="Uniform" Margin="0,0,6,0" Fill="Black"
Data="F1 M 300,-190L 310,-190L 305,-183L 301,-190 Z " />
</ToggleButton>
<ContentPresenter x:Name="ContentPresenter" Margin="6,2,25,2">
<TextBlock Text=" " />
</ContentPresenter>
</Grid>
</Border>
<Popup x:Name="Popup">
<Border x:Name="PopupBorder"
HorizontalAlignment="Stretch" Height="Auto"
BorderThickness="{TemplateBinding BorderThickness}"
BorderBrush="Black" Background="White" CornerRadius="3">
<ScrollViewer x:Name="ScrollViewer" BorderThickness="0" Padding="1">
<ItemsPresenter/>
</ScrollViewer>
</Border>
</Popup>
</Grid>
</ControlTemplate>
Is the take away supposed to be: Thank heavens I was able to write that in XAML and didn't have to resort to writing any code. I just don't see the big relief here. The selling point: Do it without code is falling a bit flat.
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Reading that hasn't changed my view that I was right to stick with WinForms.
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Eloquent, and yet I am unconvinced. MS are still supporting MFC, so WinForms isn't going away, and I believe I will still be "singing this tune" for some time to come.
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