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Don't rush out and spend spend spend.
I suggest you seek out a good reputable Financial Adviser.
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I am available and cheap!
I would advise for £100.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I said good.........not drunken 
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How do y'all plan to spend all the winnings?
You may not be able to live the dream but you have enough
perhaps to buy enough clown paint for the smile.
Maybe this year will be the year?
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The first time were going to use Scrum development and I am assigned to present the development process to the product owners.  What am I going to do.. 
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I feel your pain - we're just starting up Scrum where I work and it's certainly a challenge getting past the fears our stakeholders have!
Caffeine - it's what's for breakfast! (and lunch, and dinner, and...)
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In case your PO are new to scrum too, they'll be happy with anything you can provide them with. The introduction on wikipedia is quite nice and will provide enough material for half an hour or so 
As Scrum is based on the Agile development methodology, a good excuse might be that it encourages thinking of and improving the development process while development is under way - so it don't have to be perfect at the start.
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I have based my presentation on this this. They have bought it.
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There are some very obvious jokes to be had at this, but I shall resist the urge.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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One of the gestures I'd be using the most would likely not be available.
Maybe speech recognition would be a better choice for me.
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I've been trying it for 10 minutes. No likey
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Try using the other hand.
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It feels like someone else is doing it.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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You need to sit on your hand for five minutes first to get that to work.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I bow to your expert knowledge in such matters.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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"Delphi's continuing lack of decent support for 64-bit Windows"
Ummm....
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It doesn't really matter what language a program is written in, as long as it works and doesn't screw up anything else.
I've actually used progs that were written in VB!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, it was just the use of "Delphi" and "64 bit Windows" in the same sentence. Unless Delphi has been resurrected?
EDIT
Embarcadero Delphi - ahhh now I understand. IGMC.
(Last time I looked at Delphi it was owned by Borland)
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"Rook and make a cutting remark, the big apple holds sex appeal and earned merit through good works."(10)
Off you go then...
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Rook CON
and make a cutting remark, DIG
the big apple NY
holds sex appeal IT
and earned merit through good works
CONDIGNITY
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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That was quick!
Well done, the first of the year!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I was lucky to catch it minutes after you posted it - if any of the others had seen it, they would have got it, I'm sure! 
How's your head? I wasn't expecting you to surface until March...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Im hopeless at these - but I had the middle two - Rook -> Con I'll have to look up  (and the last one I guess that was obvious .. d'oh)
Well done
'g'
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To "rook" is to swindle or con; not that common in speech these days, but very common in crosswords.
Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff
I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman
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