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Give this one[^] a go then.
Warning, contains photograph of a naked female bottom, but all done in the best possible taste. Taste that is sadly lacking from the rest of the design.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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They are always looking for members.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Are those dope leaf symbols hanging on the wall?
Good idea to advertise... 
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I really like the frame. It maketh the navigation SOOO much easier   
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Wonder what the lads and lasses of CERN will be saying later[^]? I almost hope they have ruled out the Higgs so that it forces a re-think of particle physics.
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I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
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there would be just one package and all Kids are referencing to that one.
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Pointers. Santa is oldfashioned and would give them pointers to the present. NULL for those which did not behave.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"
And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.
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CDP1802 wrote: NULL for those which did not behave.
I am pretty sure there are EXCEPTIONS to this rule.
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TorstenH. wrote: there would be just one package and all Kids are referencing to that one.
But each of them will get a unique interface (gift wrap).
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote: I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
There wouldn't be elves, that's for sure.
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
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That is not an elf.
That is a good looking lady in green and white striped stockings. 
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
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Are you telling me that's not what elves would look like if developers were in charge?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I wish my elves looked like that!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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A little creative recruitment, and a company dress code, and they could...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are you telling me that's not what elves would look like if developers were in charge?
I must adhere to the rules of the lounge and keep all my comments at a KSS level.
In the future, please refrain from tempting me to reply with juvenile comments about elfin ladies with long legs and sexy...
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
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It's no wonder Santa has a big sack.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Right, because they would not work for a nerd.
Narf.
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But there might be BUGS, Santa's little helpers... doesn't sum up, oh well.
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He would have a website sponsored by Coca Cola where you could register to download great apps (how I hate that word) as presents. And he supposedly would not have any elves at the north pole, but a regiment of code monkeys in India.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"
And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.
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Christmas would be delivered by April, maybe.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: Christmas would be delivered by April
and the new era of Christmas will probably carry the i-prefix (iChristmas)
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