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Okay everybody, thanks for the funny cats, the mind virus and that lady with a throat cutting gun. If you're just joining this thread, SORRY, PARTY'S OVER!!!.
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THIS PARTY IS OVER WHEN THE BLOODY BEER IS FINISHED, NOT A SECOND BEFORE
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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No fair!
I only just got back from visiting the sick!
Or are you too wasted to continue partying already? 
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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*Offical party announcement*
The party will continue while you sleep off the beer and various other fruit based drinks! pictures with you and various inanimate blow up objects will be posted on facebook / twatter and here on CP in the morning!
*End of broadcast*
Happy sleeping 
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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I can offer you a one-hour ride on top of an elephant (in a howdah), including a stop at a waterfall where the elephant will fill its trunk with water, and then hose you down.
You must come to Chiang Mai, Thailand to 'realize' this offer.
Happy Birthday ! (I am trying very hard to forget my sixty-eighth birthday was last week).
best, Bill
"Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time? Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence!" - Nathanial Hawthorne, House of the Seven Gables
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At your age Bill, I am surprised you can remember last week! 
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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I knew there was a connection between you and Boy George !
"Do you really want to hurt me ?[^]
As I am you will be, but as you are I have never been.
best, Bill
"Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time? Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence!" - Nathanial Hawthorne, House of the Seven Gables
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How many pints of beer is left? If there are still more, let everybody continue drinking and get wasted. WARNING!!! Make sure you don't drive yourself home.
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote: Okay now, I have lots of physical gifts; What do folks on CP have for me on this special occasion?
Tradition dictates, where I work, that when it is your birthday you buy cakes for the whole office.
So what are you getting for us?
P.S. Happy birthday 
Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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Before you ask for gifts, where is the damn cake ? 
... Happy Birthday!
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For all those that still believe the lunar landing was a hoax... perhaps these photos are a hoax too?
Hoax?[^]
"You have died of Dysentery!"
Have a nice day!
~Todd Gibson
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GParkings wrote:
to be fair, it has been pushed back to page 8..
Yes, I would say, "get over it and move on".
Too much of heaven can bring you underground
Heaven can always turn around
Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound
Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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Was that earlier post on this a hoax[^]?
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My bad... missed that!
"You have died of Dysentery!"
Have a nice day!
~Todd Gibson
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Definitely shopped... 
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Well I now have one more calendar month to serve on my sentence notice to work until I am paroled out of here and off to the new employer, where I not only get my salary but strange and exciting new things such as a pension scheme, a bonus, a subsidised canteen, a gym and other things apparently known as 'employee benefits'. That'll be good considering I'm sure my current employer considers 'being in employment' as enough for anyone and that we should consider it a benefit that we get paid at all.
As long as I can make it through one more month I'll be good to go and happy to do so...
Rhys
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal"
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
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i didn't know we used to be colleagues
Pedis ex oris
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If you accepted employment with your current employer, then you accepted their terms. If you don't like them, as you seem to indicate, you should be free to leave.
There are many who would be envious of you having employment.
Be grateful for what you have; someone you may long for it back.
Tim
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Tim Carmichael wrote: If you accepted employment with your current employer, then you accepted their
terms
I did, however it's not the written conditions which obviously must be provided, but the implied day to day conditions and methods of working, and general moral and social standards applied, of which mine are significantly higher than theirs...
Tim Carmichael wrote: If you don't like them, as you seem to indicate, you should be free to leave
See my initial post, I am...
Tim Carmichael wrote: Be grateful for what you have; someone you may long for it back.
Er... if you mean 'someday you may long for it back', then in terms of employment I completely disagree. This is a quote completely out of place and context.
Rhys
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal"
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"
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Tim Carmichael wrote: If you accepted employment with your current employer, then you accepted their
terms.
That's nice and all, but the problems usually arise when they change and/or keep changing those terms after you've already agreed to the initial set.
"Bait and Switch" comes to mind.
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I reckon Pete will be doing some shopping at the NUFC store[^].
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I like to see them turn out one Saturday dressed in This[^].
A Rocky Horror Football Team.
(Although I use the word football in completely the wrong sense)
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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You want to see them dressed like that? Now that is 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It will be the only thing keeping them up this year.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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