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Talking of cats...
See Here[^]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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fantastic - what more can a man want for his birthday!
regards Torsten
I never finish anyth...
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TorstenH. wrote: what more can a man want for his birthday!
clickity[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Milla?[^]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote: What do folks on CP have for me on this special occasion?
A partridge in a pear tree. Oh wait, that's Christmas.
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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a mind virus:
www.leekspin.com
PS. happy 'escaping your mother' day
Pedis ex oris
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May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Okay everybody, thanks for the funny cats, the mind virus and that lady with a throat cutting gun. If you're just joining this thread, SORRY, PARTY'S OVER!!!.
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THIS PARTY IS OVER WHEN THE BLOODY BEER IS FINISHED, NOT A SECOND BEFORE
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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No fair!
I only just got back from visiting the sick!
Or are you too wasted to continue partying already? 
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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*Offical party announcement*
The party will continue while you sleep off the beer and various other fruit based drinks! pictures with you and various inanimate blow up objects will be posted on facebook / twatter and here on CP in the morning!
*End of broadcast*
Happy sleeping 
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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I can offer you a one-hour ride on top of an elephant (in a howdah), including a stop at a waterfall where the elephant will fill its trunk with water, and then hose you down.
You must come to Chiang Mai, Thailand to 'realize' this offer.
Happy Birthday ! (I am trying very hard to forget my sixty-eighth birthday was last week).
best, Bill
"Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time? Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence!" - Nathanial Hawthorne, House of the Seven Gables
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At your age Bill, I am surprised you can remember last week! 
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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I knew there was a connection between you and Boy George !
"Do you really want to hurt me ?[^]
As I am you will be, but as you are I have never been.
best, Bill
"Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time? Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence!" - Nathanial Hawthorne, House of the Seven Gables
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How many pints of beer is left? If there are still more, let everybody continue drinking and get wasted. WARNING!!! Make sure you don't drive yourself home.
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote: Okay now, I have lots of physical gifts; What do folks on CP have for me on this special occasion?
Tradition dictates, where I work, that when it is your birthday you buy cakes for the whole office.
So what are you getting for us?
P.S. Happy birthday 
Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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Before you ask for gifts, where is the damn cake ? 
... Happy Birthday!
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For all those that still believe the lunar landing was a hoax... perhaps these photos are a hoax too?
Hoax?[^]
"You have died of Dysentery!"
Have a nice day!
~Todd Gibson
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GParkings wrote:
to be fair, it has been pushed back to page 8..
Yes, I would say, "get over it and move on".
Too much of heaven can bring you underground
Heaven can always turn around
Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound
Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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Was that earlier post on this a hoax[^]?
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My bad... missed that!
"You have died of Dysentery!"
Have a nice day!
~Todd Gibson
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Definitely shopped... 
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Well I now have one more calendar month to serve on my sentence notice to work until I am paroled out of here and off to the new employer, where I not only get my salary but strange and exciting new things such as a pension scheme, a bonus, a subsidised canteen, a gym and other things apparently known as 'employee benefits'. That'll be good considering I'm sure my current employer considers 'being in employment' as enough for anyone and that we should consider it a benefit that we get paid at all.
As long as I can make it through one more month I'll be good to go and happy to do so...
Rhys
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal"
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
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i didn't know we used to be colleagues
Pedis ex oris
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