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"There is always time for lube!!"
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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Mr Takagi won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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JacquesDP wrote: we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu
#bing bong#
Eye bleach to aisle four please!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Some things just can't be unseen
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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BACON? Will there be BACON? Or maybe pop-tarts?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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all the above will be mandatory
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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You still would though, wouldn't you.
Although Madonna[^] is looking well ropey now.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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To me, she started skanky[^] and has gone down ever since.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote: What do folks on CP have for me on this special occasion?
6 pints of beer waiting on the bar. If you don't get here in the next 10 minutes, I'm going to have to drink them for you.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: 6 pints of beer waiting on the bar
Sorry, there's only 5 now.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: in the next 10 minutes
Pete, don't you think that passing the beer through e-mail will get to me in 30seconds....lol
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The only thing the beer is likely to be passing through anytime soon will end with Porcelain Patty.
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Talking of cats...
See Here[^]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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fantastic - what more can a man want for his birthday!
regards Torsten
I never finish anyth...
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TorstenH. wrote: what more can a man want for his birthday!
clickity[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Milla?[^]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote: What do folks on CP have for me on this special occasion?
A partridge in a pear tree. Oh wait, that's Christmas.
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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a mind virus:
www.leekspin.com
PS. happy 'escaping your mother' day
Pedis ex oris
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May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Okay everybody, thanks for the funny cats, the mind virus and that lady with a throat cutting gun. If you're just joining this thread, SORRY, PARTY'S OVER!!!.
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THIS PARTY IS OVER WHEN THE BLOODY BEER IS FINISHED, NOT A SECOND BEFORE
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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No fair!
I only just got back from visiting the sick!
Or are you too wasted to continue partying already? 
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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*Offical party announcement*
The party will continue while you sleep off the beer and various other fruit based drinks! pictures with you and various inanimate blow up objects will be posted on facebook / twatter and here on CP in the morning!
*End of broadcast*
Happy sleeping 
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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