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There is no spoon.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Damn, I was looking for an appropriate point in the thread to pop in that line............... 
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"There is always time for lube!!"
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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Mr Takagi won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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JacquesDP wrote: we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu
#bing bong#
Eye bleach to aisle four please!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Some things just can't be unseen
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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BACON? Will there be BACON? Or maybe pop-tarts?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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all the above will be mandatory
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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You still would though, wouldn't you.
Although Madonna[^] is looking well ropey now.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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To me, she started skanky[^] and has gone down ever since.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote: What do folks on CP have for me on this special occasion?
6 pints of beer waiting on the bar. If you don't get here in the next 10 minutes, I'm going to have to drink them for you.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: 6 pints of beer waiting on the bar
Sorry, there's only 5 now.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: in the next 10 minutes
Pete, don't you think that passing the beer through e-mail will get to me in 30seconds....lol
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The only thing the beer is likely to be passing through anytime soon will end with Porcelain Patty.
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Talking of cats...
See Here[^]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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fantastic - what more can a man want for his birthday!
regards Torsten
I never finish anyth...
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TorstenH. wrote: what more can a man want for his birthday!
clickity[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Milla?[^]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote: What do folks on CP have for me on this special occasion?
A partridge in a pear tree. Oh wait, that's Christmas.
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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a mind virus:
www.leekspin.com
PS. happy 'escaping your mother' day
Pedis ex oris
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May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Okay everybody, thanks for the funny cats, the mind virus and that lady with a throat cutting gun. If you're just joining this thread, SORRY, PARTY'S OVER!!!.
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THIS PARTY IS OVER WHEN THE BLOODY BEER IS FINISHED, NOT A SECOND BEFORE
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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