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Thank you very much.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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Yeah thought 2, 5 & 10 were funnier....
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10 then 5.
3 and 6 are re-hashed (but then I am very, very old).
Truth, Justice ... or the American way? - Trad.
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I made it a goal to perform there someday. I am glad to see a local funnyman made the top 3 (#3 Buress), however, it is not a great joke.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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2012[^]
All round good guy.
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#PuntWW @IM_SI_ORG #NewBe '1969 #Twitter #Branded Handle @WWalkerWW Daily Just want to invite everyone to join me here.
Fantastic Site Group Think Tank look forward to the interface with everyone.
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P.S. Break.19 I'll be crazy 1010 and listening in. Working doing some crash course learning and will be looking for mentor partners innovators. Actor's : in My Own Dramatic Comedy. " More of Less than Less than More.UKnown"
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W.Bill.S. Walker wrote: More of Less than Less than More.UKnown"
I can tell you're a fake a real programmer would of used IUnknown.
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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Ah, that joke panes me.
Its the man, not the machine - Chuck Yeager
If at first you don't succeed... get a better publicist
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Never been able to run a printer under a OS.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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I know that some developers are really happy with their job (me for example!)
But I also know some other hate it (a friend of mine for instance) and think IT is the worst industry!
Now I wonder, how much is there of both!
Please vote this post how you would rate your job.
1. I hate it
3. Me not thinking much about it
5. Love it
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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I think if we know our job well,we dont hate it..
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Sometimes there are issue such as relationships with coworkers which goes in the way...
It's all about relationship! 
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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Not long ago I was just as naive. It takes just some quick and inomprehensible decisions by some bosses and you don't know anything well anymore.
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda
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"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi
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I disagree. I find myself a reasonable developer. I'm no "in depth expert", but I always managed to deliver good quality software, better then some other so-called developers. What I hate about IT is that it has become increasingly competitive over the years with everyone wanting to profile himself/herself as the best and wanting to put their mark on the company. "Team work" is less and less of the order, arguments thrown aside and discussions finished before they started often leading to solutions designed beyond reason.
Since it is a growing tendency, finding a company with a good atmosphere is becoming less and less likely. I was in such a company eg, and then they reorganized...
In addition, the pressure of bosses and clients is also increasing.
Just my opinion, no exact science
V.
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It depends on your Co-worker/Boss/Higher management.
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Never do a poll where voting/rep points are involved. Most people will just give you one votes for the hell of it. 
Just along for the ride.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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Haha, good point!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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A whole lot of celestial billiards went on back then [^] - I'm waiting for the really big pool cue to show up in an infra-red photograph from one of the orbiting telescopes 
Steve
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modified on Wednesday, August 24, 2011 8:38 PM
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You are not a physisist are you?
Firstly, there at least 4 moons of Earth.
Secondly, at what point did you think that Earth is the first Earth and not the second Earth as agregated after Thea crashed into us!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Sorry Dave, I think you forgot that some of us weren't around to see it first hand.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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Dalek Dave wrote: You are not a physisist are you?
Nor a physicist, I dare say.
Dalek Dave wrote: Firstly, there at least 4 moons of Earth.
Bollocks
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_Maxxx_ wrote:
Dalek Dave wrote: Firstly, there at least 4 moons of Earth.
Bollocks
How the f*** do you walk then?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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