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Adam West.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gotta admit, he was suave)
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Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, if you don't like them… I have others.
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Keifer Sutherland. He's my doppelganger. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Dunno. Being able to name more than 2 or 3 follywierd actors might help in answering this question...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Jim Carrey’s character form Dumb & Dumber. When I furst saw this movie I was plesantly surprised that Holliwood had made the effort to create an autobiographic flick about me.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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Chuck Norris
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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I was developing a game and at a point I was tired. A popup just came up "Take this cheesecake, it will surely help". I yelled...Give it to me!
-- Modified Friday, August 19, 2011 2:28 PM
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this (cheesecake)!
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lewax00 wrote: It's dangerous to go alone, take this (cheesecake)!
beWare of Cheesecakes..!!!
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With regards...
The nk.
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The John’s thread reminded me for this old joke:
Man is driving in his Ford Mustang on a country road making 65 when suddenly sees some chicken with unusually long legs overtaking him. He is stunned but his pride is hurt so he hits the pedal accelerating to 100 miles. The chicken looks back, lowers his head and keeps the distance. The man accelerates to 130 miles – the same result the chicken is ahead. Eventually there is a farm, the chicken makes 90 degrees turn with 150 miles per hour and enters the farm. The man follows the chicken just to find a farm full with hundreds similar chickens and a farmer.
The man stops the car and approaches the farmer.
“What are those chickens, my friend?”
“A special ones.” – answers the farmer – “The scientists improved their DNA to have bigger and better tasted drums.”
“Really?? And how they taste?”
“Have no frickin idea! Nobody has ever succeeded to catch them!”
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modified on Friday, August 19, 2011 2:36 PM
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: The John
Now THAT's funny! 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I’ve always spell it like this.
Edit: your post made me read the joke again and I found out “mile” misspelled exactly four times. 
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we were just happy you weren't using metric 
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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I’m okay with the miles and yards, but feets in combination with inches are driving me crasy. Also if I had a time machine and a killing license Fahrenheit, Hitler and Chingiss Khan will be strangled in their cradles in this particular order.
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Deyan Georgiev wrote: killing license Fahrenheit, Hitler and Chingiss Khan will be strangled in their cradles in this particular order.
That would most likely have resulted in worse people coming along.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
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I recommend Speckie[^]. I am using this since few months now (since I switched to IE9 ) and it works fine so far. (too bad it only checks spelling and not grammar so you have to deal with me on grammar part.)
So now people giving excuse to use Firefox instead of IE has one less excuse...  and from my experience IE9 on Windows 7 works far better than any other combination.
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I've been using ieSpell for years now. Works great.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Some people are making such thorough preparation for rainy days that they aren't enjoying today's sunshine." - William Feather
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That one is also good. I tried both and then decided to go with Speckie.
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Funny how none of these browser features that come up every now and again, is ever missing in Chrome
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For some reason Chorme doesn't work for me, on all of my PCs, randomly I will have half rendered pages, which will be fine once I refresh the page. (and it doesn't feel like windows application, but that is not a reason I don't use Chrome). Might be my anti-virus doesn't like Chrome.
I was using Firefox when IE 8 was the only option available. but now (so far) IE 9 works just fine.
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But it's still IE, which is enough to stop me from using it. Now if you found something that turned it into something like Firefox or Chrome... (although, I do have IE tab for Firefox, for those rare cases when IE is needed)
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lewax00 wrote: But it's still IE, which is enough to stop me from using it.
Come on, that is not a reason (don't be a fanboi). Have you even tried IE 9? (I am not talking about IE version < 9, those sucks) 
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A little. I'm an add-on addict though, so unless it has all my usual add-ons it will never be a suitable replacement. Can't do Chrome for the same reason, and I'm usually slow to update Firefox, have to wait for my add-ons to catch up 
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lewax00 wrote: I'm an add-on addict though, so unless it has all my usual add-ons it will never be a suitable replacement.
Yep, that's one reason why it will be hard to shift me from Firefox. There are others.
Kevin
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