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Unless you use a translator, which means that you have too much free time on their hands.
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Lefordítani ezt, juharszirup szereplő pecsét gyilkos!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Stop the Hungarian from killing the syrupy seals!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
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Vermont juharszirup? 
The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card
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syryp masarn yn lladd morloi!
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ये सब क्या है? मुझे तो लगता था की ये अँग्रेज़ी भाषा की वेबसाइट है| 
"The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[ ^]
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Ha! Pretty close, only “their” has to be “your”. I have the feeling that after some 20 – 30 years the electronic translators will remove the need of human translators/interpreters. The same way the first computers have killed the typewriters.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Only above the line 
Why do they put "This page intentionally left blank" when it clearly isn't - they should add "(except for this note)" 
Steve
_________________
I C(++) therefore I am
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All the directors have left, the commercial manager is on holiday and there are only four of us left at 4.20 on a Friday afternoon.
I have made a command decision.
I have told the elves to bugger off home.
And me too.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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It's that an Executive Decision, rather than a Command Decision? The latter would be "Engage!" or "Thataway!"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I commanded them to go home.
I am all alone and just waiting for a backup to finish.
And it does so...
Next time I speak I will be at home.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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"Abondon ship" would be more appropriate
Steve
_________________
I C(++) therefore I am
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We've decided to go at 1:00PM. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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(unfortunately, the decision wasn't made until 4:30PM)
Martin Fowler wrote: Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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The decision had to follow the company processes for leaving work at a different time than usual. 
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Whole Foods Employee's Resignation E-Mail Takes No Prisoners[^]
Too many favorite parts to list them all but here's one at the top of the list:
By the way, how did you manage to spit on the back hallway's floor with your head so far up your ass?
I think this guy went to the JSOP School of Saying It Like It Is.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
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Heh, yeah, I remember reading that article a couple weeks ago...
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Sounds like a whiny self entitled bitch couldn't make it to work on time:
Oh, you want us to politely call and let you know if we'll be late... but you'll still write us up when we arrive? Kind of a dick move, guys. (Supporting team member happiness and excellence)
Oh, you actually think being 20 minutes late matters? You know Whole Foods Market is just a grocery store, right? (Supporting team member happiness and excellence)
I love that the tone of the e-mail is "you guys used to be cool... man"
Oh, you've somehow created the worst computer program I've ever used to run your entire buying system? IRMA is some Windows 95 era stuff, guys. I could design a significantly better interface in 30 minutes on a pad of paper. I know several students who could create a superior program in their spare time. Was someone actually hired to create that thing? Was it the Realplayer dudes? Even Captain Picard couldn't facepalm hard enough to express the amount of failure in that... that, thing... (Supporting team member happiness and excellence)
Really? Then whip one up on one of the many Apple products you surely own, oh, you can't, so you are an adult working at a grocery store. You do realize competitors basically hire the mentally handicapped to do the same work for them? Sorry you made some bad life choices.
Honestly, this guy's attitude that he is somehow deserving of something he hasn't earned is a huge problem I see with kids in their teens/20's.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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"you work in a grocery store" The author said this several times and apparently doesn't understand that this fact alone probably explains the personality disorders. If these people were better/useful at anything else they would be doing it. Sorta a water seeks its own level situation. If a retarded chimp is all that is required by the job, expect it to be staffed accordingly.
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Mr Sainsbury worked in a grocery store. Turned out quite well for him!
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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This sap's reality check bounced...
Granted, he has some valid complaints, but a lot of it is simple whining about the fact that it's inconvenient for him to work there. Wait 'til he gets a real job!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Wait 'til he gets a real job!
Designing grocery software on a pad of paper, surely.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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Don't knock the pad of paper. Knuth used one to write the code for v1 of TeX.
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That's a testament to his intelligence, and I doubt he would waste 6 years at a grocery store as an adult, not getting there on time. That seems like more of a Feynman thing. 
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
My comedy.
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