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Maybe she gave him the gun and told him it wasn't loaded 
Steve
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Or she shot him because he was a drunken ass? Her and the dog seem to be the only witness.
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken.
"I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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She need not worry, BACON is a vegetable[^].
No need to thank me. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote.
Pete
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Maybe the people that are 1-voting are vegetables themselves, and thus, are insulted at being associated in any way with bacon. This would be akin to drawing a picture of Muhammed.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Peter Mulholland wrote: No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote
Probably voted me 1 without reading and without checking out DS first.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Now I think of transferring from lacto-vegeterian to baco-lacto-vegeterian; Bacon and Cheese burger would make delicious meal.
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It's the beginning of the end. Soon she'll have juicy steaks for lunch!!! 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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I hope she likes sausage 
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Well, the story doesn't tell. She can do that and STILL be a vegetarian... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Well I don't believe she's a vagitarian.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Is she a goer? Is she? Nudge Nudge! Say no more! Say no MORE! 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Does she like photography? Eh! Say no more!
I couldn't resist.
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Or at least fish. that would still be good to know.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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 yes I can imagine.
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Welcome to the Yummy Side. 
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[ ^]
"Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP
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I wonder how she feels about Bratwurst.
--
** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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This is actually a running gag between a co worker and me.
Cafeteria dialog after seeing I only had a steak on my platter:
Him: "Aren't you going to have any vegetables with that?"
Me: "I was thinking of a side order of a couple of sausages."
Cheers!
Off to Dartmoors for beer, whiskey (Laphroaig) and the best burgers in town!
Have a nice weekend all!
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I am going to start a religious revolution and tell Jewish people that the reason God said no pig (unclean animal) was because of trichinosis and that with modern food preparation methods the three thousand-year-old ban was repealed when the Pope held his annual summit with God and wanted to help bridge the divide between the Hebrew nation and the Christian nation.
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Please no!
It would increase demand, prices would rise, people will riot, war would soon follow!
I was HollyHooo but got tired of it and Sebastien was taken.
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I guess Microsoft is going to have to allow this:
MeatLover baconEater = Vegitarian as MeatLover;
Prior to today, code like that would throw an InvalidOperationException with an InnerException of InvalidCast.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Prior to today, code like that would throw an InvalidOperationException with an InnerException of InvalidCast.
Actually, I'm pretty sure it would return null.
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Interesting enough, according to PETA:
Betty Crocker Bac-o's Bacon Flavor Bits is vegan.
Unless you purchase it and cook it yourself, that bacon is probably half full of soy and preservatives.
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
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So they've decided it was the bean sprouts[^] after all.
In another development, the Russians have decided to lift their ban on European vegetables.
In unrelated news, Russia and the EU are discussing arrangements for visa-free travel. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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