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Yeah, what Nagy said.
They refused to give it a certificate, which I assume means it can't be shown in cinemas or rented on DVD?
It was the picture taken from the film that caught my eye and led me to the story[^]
Pete
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Seen the first one and wasn't anything special really, just somewhat overhyped and pretty dull. Haven't seen the 2nd.
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No and I never will.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[ ^]
"Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP
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It pops up on SyFy from time to time, which right there tells you all you need to know.
Having heard about it but not bothered watching it, I watched some of it when I noticed it was on SyFy.
Not worth the time. Basically it's a movie that relies on a shocking premise to generate column inches. It didn't do anything for me as a movie.
But then, you're talking to the wrong guy. I'm generally not a fan of that kind of stuff. If you're into Gorenography, maybe you might get something from it.
Like I always say, it's better to watch a great film twice than a crap film once.
Grab a DVD off the shelf, and forget this one.
-Richard
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If it's fiction, I don't ever see the need to "not classify," which essentially is banning the distribution of the film.
Reading the story:
It is the Board’s conclusion that the explicit presentation of the central character’s obsessive sexually violent fantasies is in breach of its Classification Guidelines and poses a real, as opposed to a fanciful, risk that harm is likely to be caused to potential viewers.
Ah, protecting the public from themselves I see.
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"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Hey, you could end up with hospitals inundated with guys with sandpaper burns in places they shouldn't have if the film ever got out. 
I'm not sure Pete's link to the BBFC ealier passes the KSS rule. Jus treading about what's in the film doesn't seem KSS.
Pete
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Peter Mulholland wrote: Hey, you could end up with hospitals inundated with guys with sandpaper burns in places they shouldn't have if the film ever got out.
Perfect example of Darwinism!
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"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Better watch South Park's Episode on the same thing, much more hilarious.
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Peter Mulholland wrote: I can't remember the last time a 'horror' film scared me
The scariest movie I have ever seen is The Indian in the Cupboard. When the rat jumped out from the floorboards, I nearly had a heart attack (though, I was about 10 at the time).
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yeah, there was an old black and white dracula movie that scared the sh1t out of me wen i was a kid. He crawled upside-down, down a wall then turned into mist to seep in through the edges of a window and reformed inside a room.
Pete
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Peter Mulholland wrote: Just reading in todays paper that the British Board of Film Classification has
banned the sequel to 'The Human Centipede'
Personally, I prefered the South Park version (The Human CentiPad)
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I don't think this one's up for the Darwin Award. The guy wasn't stupid, just suicidal.
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NY Daily News wrote: The man's wife, who was not identified, told police he had been depressed and drinking moonshine at the time of the incident.
This line, alone, is brilliant. "who was not identified" is Mrs Little, surely it wont be long before the neighbours start asking where ol' Russ is.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Poor dog!
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
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Why? The dog won!
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Yeah but now he has to be treated for depression.
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
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"She said he got tired of that, then put the gun to his own head and pulled the trigger,"
Mrs. Little apparently did not tire of watching Russell try and shoot the dog, then to proceed to shoot himself.
Probably took a celebratory nip from the moonshine before calling the police.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I'm sure her prints are on the gun, odd ass story.
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"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Maybe she gave him the gun and told him it wasn't loaded 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Or she shot him because he was a drunken ass? Her and the dog seem to be the only witness.
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— Hunter S. Thompson
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Girl at work, vegetarian, just came back with her lunch, a little bit shaken.
"I can't believe it, I've had a little bacon on my sandwich, I just couldn't resist it".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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She need not worry, BACON is a vegetable[^].
No need to thank me. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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No idea why somebody thought that deserved a 1 vote.
Pete
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Maybe the people that are 1-voting are vegetables themselves, and thus, are insulted at being associated in any way with bacon. This would be akin to drawing a picture of Muhammed.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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