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Ramalinga Koushik wrote: Required a girl - 5’8’ & 36’ 24’ 36’
Yikes! That's about the size of an average zeppelin! Is he planning to see the world, on the cheap?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Yet diminutive compared to my ex wife.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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So the mote will not help? 
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You should have turned this into a game. Posted the descriptions and have everyone else guess the occupations.
I may or may not be responsible for my own actions
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Huh, never thought of that.
# include "sys$input"
HP C V7.3-009 on OpenVMS Alpha V8.3 says:
JB> cc/war=verb i.h
# include <stdio.h>
Exit
Exit
Exit
# include <stdio.h>
..^
Cannot include files in a prologue or epilogue file.
at line number 1 in file SYS$INPUT:__DECC_INCLUDE_PROLOGUE.H;
Description: It is not possible for a prologue or epilogue file to perform an #include directive. This might lead to nested inclusi
on.
User Action: Remove the #include directive from the prologue/epilogue file.
(Note it takes three Ctrl-Zs to get it to work.)
JB> cc/war=verb/first=stdio.h i.h
void main(){printf("Hello, world!");}
Exit
Exit
Exit
JB> link i
JB> run i
Hello, world!
JB>
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cool 
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Pretty slick...never thought of that?
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
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Almost as a bad as a VB user I worked with on an airport project. His concept of multithreading was to how 2 programs running on the same server and commuting data between them via tcp/ip
Luckily the error was corrected with an immediate rewrite in C++.
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actually thats a perfectly fine method of concurrency (known actually as multi-programming) his only error was using visual basic.
multi-programming is a common mechanism for *nix programs (usually with a client/daemon setup, or a small program that runs and then goes away) though on *nix you wouldnt use sockets you might use pipes but more likely you just do your stuff via stdout/stdin or if you used fork() then ipc is done via shared memory. it usually faster to spawn a process in a *nix environment than, say, a windows environment. also by splitting a program into two you can make development easier, more secure (as you can have one program that needs certain permissions running under those permissions with well defined and tested interfaces)
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Since pre-.NET VB doesn't support multithreading (even using Win32 DLL imports), this is a legitimate method of concurrency.
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Norm .net wrote: His concept of multithreading was to how 2 programs running on the same server and commuting data between them via tcp/ip
This could be done easily on the Commodore Amiga. Instead of using tcp/ip one used Arexx instead; the Amiga interpretation of the Rexx language.
I am the Breeg, goo goo g'joob
Aici zace un om despre care nu sestie prea mult
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You should check out IOCCC.
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I'm well aware of it, stuff like the pi calculator[^] is awesome. That was simply grotesque.
3x12=36
2x12=24
1x12=12
0x12=18
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Neat. Works with VC++ as well. Like so:
D:\Code\vc\solos>type reader.c
#include "CON"
D:\Code\vc\solos>cl /nologo reader.c
reader.c
int printf(); int main(int argc, char *argv[]) { printf("hello, world\n"); return 0; }
D:\Code\vc\solos>reader.exe
hello, world
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Not legal in C++, but it worked in C.
switch (i) {
case 0:
case 1:
f0and1();
if (i != 1) {
case 2:
f0and2();
}
case 3:
f0and1and2and3();
}
The if statement around the case is the kicker.
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This is my second exception report to Code Project site.
Error: Value can not be null
Parameter name:inputString
Ticket: 4655346
Server: Web23
I think this happen when the CA unable to grant the session ticket or might be some security leak.
ATTENTION
[It's already reported to Bugs and Suggestion section. It was supposed to be there.It is a mistake to be here.]
Wonde Tadesse
MCTS
modified on Monday, June 6, 2011 10:11 PM
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<<<<<<<<<<< See over there, there's a forum called Site Bugs and Suggestions that you can post errors in and they will be attended to by CP staff...
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Actually, the OP already did that (though apparently forgot to delete the Lounge message).
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I already post there.Nobody responded yet.
Wonde Tadesse
MCTS
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_Damian S_ wrote: Give it time...
Time? You have to stop the bananna bending for a moment and understand that he can't afford to wait for fix. Chris should be at the keyboard, refreshing the screen every 30 seconds waiting for a bug report from the OP.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: stop the bananna bending for a moment
I bought a few bananas last night as a special treat for my family... crikey they are a ridiculous price at the moment!!
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The wife mentioned that we will need to get our banana fix before we go to Cairns in July, ours come from the Philippines and are reasonably priced. Pity we can't carry bananas through as hand luggage, it could probably pay for the flight!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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