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For 2 1/2 years, I commuted between London and Budapest EVERY week, except when we were on holiday. The weeks sucked, being away from the family, but the weekends ALWAYS rocked.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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I used to work with a married couple, he on the night shift, she on the day shift.
It was claimed each of their 4 kids was conceived in the car park.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Just after we got married, I went out to Singapore for a month. I got back for about 8 hours before going to Stockholm for two weeks. 9 months after that afternoon together we became parents...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: 9 months after that afternoon together we became parents...
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Life is not easy for every one.
Hope your fortune will work soon.![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
rahul
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http://xkcd.com/908/[^]
Just saying that it explains a lot about the cloud...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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And as with quite some XKCDs before, I find the content of the title-tag funnier than the actual strip itself. 
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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The alt-text is way too funnier.
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That's what he[^] said.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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"There's a lot of caching"
I just coffee-dashed my screen.
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So it's my birthday soon & I thought I might treat myself to a tablet.
It'd be used mainly at home - for web browsing, maybe book reading, possibly a game or two - oh and for posting on CP of course.
I know almost nothing about the tablet market and would be interested in any recommendations (or the opposite)
Cheers, m'dears
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Viagra fits all your criteria.
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I do not want to know how that will help with his CP posting. Except to make it more interesting, possibly.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Bragging rights and reputation points.
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Bragging rights? "I can open a spam email"?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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One generaly uses the Viagra once they pop it in. Hence, braggng rights. Otherwise, they tend to keep mum about these things.
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You keep your Viagra near your Mum?  I do not want to know...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I spell mom with an o; as in the sound I make whenever she used to smack me as a kid.
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I spell that with a "phew!"; as in the sound of someone wiping their brow in relief.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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OriginalGriff wrote: how that will help with his CP
Let's just say it isn't KSS.
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At least he will have an uplifting experience.
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John Crocker
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The red pill. Always take the red pill.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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From a philosphical point of view, in the years since the films, I've had serious problems figuring out if I wanted to or not. The reason? Well I blame cows.
Or rather:
I blame the clearly either extinct or practically extinct status of cows otuside of the Matrix. This means no steak and no burgers. You expend this out, there's very little bacon or fried chicken and as for fruit and veg, ha you should be so lucky.
So I'donly take the red pill if it had enough cow flavour to last me the rest of my life.
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JHizzle wrote: I blame cows
I take it you've seen The Meatrix?
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Prozac
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