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If you want it answered even quicker, let us know it's Urgentz. If it's very urgent, use all caps everywhere.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Interesting..specially the part when you click on the "You're not supposed to know" 
Followed by Wild Emma Watson!
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right."
— Henry Ford
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I didn't click it. It said I'm not supposed to know.
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I have to say I totally misinterpreted what the 'little girls going on gorgeous women' link was about.
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Do you think Chris would be mad if I poured fragrance into my laptop bus port?
Lisa Marie Sidlow
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You'll probably have to drive him away with a stick. He's been in Canada so long that he thinks eau de lumberjack is an aphrodesiac. You could put hamster piddle in that USB thingy and have him waiting on you, hand and foot, in a heartbeat. Just don't kiss him until he's bathed; he spends far too much time behind closed doors with small animals...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Motorized Ice Cream Cone: the ultimate in laziness.
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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That lass eating the ice cream is quite suggestive. Or maybe I've had one too many energy drinks today....
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...the Official CodeProject Inuendo Day.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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With JSOP in this mood, I think she needs to stay out of the lounge... 
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"
— Hunter S. Thompson
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So that's how she got 45+ million views in less that a week 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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and Don't bring your kid sisters to Lounge day.
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We haven't said anything bad. Henry Minute hasn't said scrotum yet.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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We haven't gotten to that point yet.
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Remember - bold, italic, big or Chris won't notice that you used the word.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Ah! It's been a while since we used it; all fixed now.
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Yes I will. I always notice.
It hurts
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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I think I will watch Goten during my DBZ marathon this weekend.
Almost had you there, didn't I? 
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Oh, all right, just for you!
scrotum
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Inuendo
Not a fan of that kind of PORN!!
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I thought inuendo was an italian supository .....
(apologies to my Italian friends and to Carlo Pallini etc)
'g'
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As ideas go, that's a big one you've got there John!
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I agree! But only if we make the last Thursday in March the Official "Learn to Spell Innuendo Day." 
Actually, both spellings are accepted by most...
Will Rogers never met me.
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