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Joan Murt wrote: It is possible? What should I do to get this working?
You need to get a router with load balancing capabilities. Now load balancing comes with its own set of problems.
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We have 3 DSL lines coming into our building. They are suppose to be 7Mb lines, but tests show they are more like 2Mb. We just hooked up a NETGEAR ProSafe Quad WAN SSL VPN Firewall SRX5308-router to try and get better speeds...only time will tell 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Just came across this comment in another programmer's code:
/* This method is a total disaster. It works, but stepping through it is a nightmare. The original
* programmer and God are probably the only ones who understand it. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! */
Gave me a much needed chuckle this morning. Unfortunately, I now need to enter this method to perform some maintenance. Wish me luck! 
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Best one I've seen:
"Sacrificed a live chicken to this beast to get it to work."
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Do not do what has already been done.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
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peterchen wrote:
That's in VS2010, under Insert > Rubber Stamps.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Scary... just a reminder to comment my code well
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lol 
this is amazing. The programmer who is in current state is bound to freeze on reading this!
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If you're not out in 30 minutes we'll call for a search party...
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924
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Sounds like airport code 
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OK, I was the original author and God is still studying it. 
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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CPallini wrote: OK, I was the original author and God is still studying it.
That's going to take him some time. (S)He's still trying to work out why on earth an (almost) elderly middle-aged Italian would take up running.
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Henry Minute wrote: (S)He's still trying to work out why on earth an (almost)
elderly middle-aged Italian would take up running.
She(He)'s still trying to work out why on earth an (almost)
elderly middle-aged Italian would take up running, vainly attempting to beat Henry's record.
FFY.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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I viewed this post, expecting a genuinely helpful and encouraging comment, a shining gem of what I one day could find in the code I work on, and a brilliant example of commenting I can aspire to reflect in my own code. What I found was the typical "look at that bad comment" that you can get from many outlets. I recommend not to trust the titles of this poster blindly, and verify the contents before making any decision. Might not view again.
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Personally, with the app I'm currently working on, I would be happy if I could find ONE comment to post, good, encouraging, brilliant or otherwise... 
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924
modified on Tuesday, March 1, 2011 10:01 AM
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peterchen wrote: expecting a genuinely helpful and encouraging comment
Come on, give the guy a break. He didn't write it. As far as I can tell, it tells you exactly what you can expect from the following code without even looking at the code. What more can you ask of a comment?
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Thanks! I hadn't seen that...
I just love the MS bug "Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords" http://support.microsoft.com/kb/q276304/[^]
I think it's the way the minimum password length increased "from 17,145 to 18,770 with the installation of SP1" that gets me... 
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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OriginalGriff wrote: Thanks! I hadn't seen that...
You welcome, BTW Also I found this one only on last month while surfing CP.
Chris may update this then it will be massive funny collection.
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AFAIR, someone here maintains memorable quotes of the year under his profile page. I think it is... let me check... yes it is Carlo[^].
Good collection there! 
..Go Green..
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Thx for that post, I LMAO
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NickPace wrote: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
The Back Room?
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