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Shuuuush!!! Don't let Fat_Boy hear you.
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How is the visibility? Can you see your target clearly?
Is there a blizzard?
I'm worried about the safety of the local mailman.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
My latest tip/trick
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It's Texas - it's impossible to have a blizzard.
The mailman is perfectly safe - as long as he stays in his truck.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The mailman is perfectly safe - as long as he stays in his truck within firing range.
FTFY
My Blog
What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.
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Nithin Sundar wrote: within
outside? beyond? clear of?
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It has snowed inside your house?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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I'm at home today too. East Texas is not prepared for any snow at all. We got rain first last night, which turned into a layer of ice on everything, then snow, then rain (more ice), then snow again. All the schools are closed so I'm staying home with the kids. My wife tried to go to work at 6:30 this morning and after doing several unintended donuts trying to get out of our neighborhood, decided to stay home. TxDOT is telling everyone to stay home here because they can't put de-icing stuff on the roads.
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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Really? Why did I think you weren't all that far from me?
..and water fell from the sky like rain.
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Have you managed to resist the temptation to go out and 'write' something in it?
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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I just dont have the balls for it. I keep on losing them!
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Relax, have a tea, and try again. Or maybe unwind at a club before you try to score. And being a good swinger always helps your game.
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And you need an experienced partner to help your swing, works best when you're 2
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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I still remember last summer, me and my friends used to blow air horn around the golf course to scare the people..it was fun they sometimes miss the shot or get shocked..golf is funny game.
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Rahul_Iit wrote: air horn
Sniper rifles are loads more fun!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
modified on Friday, February 4, 2011 2:59 AM
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Hey! You did not warn foreigners and liberals to avert their eyes!
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Happy now? 
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Yes, this has become something like a tradition here
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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I have no problem with it, it is a very good car.
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Yeah, but the adverts are annoying...
(I can't actually remember them at the moment, but they always are annoying, so I'm on pretty safe ground here)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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OriginalGriff wrote: Yeah, but the adverts are annoying...
This statement is about as risky as telling anything like VB6.0 is crap. Ahhh, demagogy. 
OriginalGriff wrote: so I'm on pretty safe ground here
Ok, nevermind.
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Not everybody will understand this. The car is sold under a different name in some places.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Yep: In some countries it is sold as the Volkswagon "Good Walk Spoiled"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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When i was younger i bought several good domains related to pr0n names with my moms credit card. She got pissed off and let them expire. A couple of months ago one of them sold for 1.2 mil. Oh well 
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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