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Jim Crafton wrote: unless it's a two-for-one Wednesday night special.
is that two at once, or two over the course of the night? 
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John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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Gentlemen never kiss and tell!
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Jim Crafton wrote: Gentlemen never kiss and tell!
So what happened then?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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At my age, that would require an entire weekend, I would think...
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Free air!!! Free air!! 
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John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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Is that free as in beer or free as in speech?
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Jim Crafton wrote: Is that free as in beer or free as in speech?
yes.
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John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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drummerboy0511 wrote: without even trying
If it required effort, it wouldn't be free, would it?
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A little bit of effort is okay to me, as long as it's not out-of-pocket.
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Define "free".
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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No charge - really! Just enter your email address, password, InterBank routing number, and Account Number in the form below, and we'll send you your free stuff right away!
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Haha, no it's nothing like that.
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On my network at home, I'm using the names of terminal diseases. 
Ebola, Massa, Pox, Cancer, Gherigs, etc...
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Ebola, Massa, Pox, Cancer, Gherigs, etc...
VB6, COBOL... 
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Do not do what has already been done.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
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Doctor Nick wrote: VB6, COBOL...
He said terminal diseases, not venereal diseases.
Just sayin'...
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I don't know, I wouldn't screw with VB or Cobol...
Opacity, the new Transparency.
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You forgot another one...
FoxPro 
Kelly Herald
Software Developer
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Because his wife wouldn't let him name them after porn stars ... probably! 
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Joe Simes wrote: Because his wife wouldn't let him name them after porn stars
That was the old naming convention, despite having 4,937 to choose from Jon ran out after two years.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Somehow I imagine it being difficult to explain the telnet connection to "SILVIA-SAINT12" or "NM3-JRCARRINGTON". I'm sure that's just me though...
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Porn stars! brilliant, I am stealing this....
Just racking up the postings
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Because it's kind of cool, and more memorable than
XP32Bit225607
You got to name it something, might as well have a good time.
I name my home machines after Apollo moon shots.
My f'd up machines through the years end up being Apollo_13 - on purpose.
Opacity, the new Transparency.
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