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I just tried to hail a taxi in Whitehaven - the bugger shot right past me.
As you say, very, very wrong.
Andy B
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You got the wrong thread title here. The correct title should have been "Too soon?"
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I heard he was riding shotgun on the team plane...
me, me, me
"The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!"
Larry Niven
nils illegitimus carborundum
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No, don't tell me. He's replacing Stephen Flintnock isn't he? (Sorry it was the best I could do with the uncooperative names of the squad  )
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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He's the reason Walcott was dropped. They only needed the one Gunner.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx
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Very wrong, so very wrong. You're a very bad man!
I must vote this one ... bugger I seem to have slipped and hit 5 
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Grim Eater[^]
SFW
A bit like the wedding crashers, but in reverse.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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An amusing tale. It made me corpse!
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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So long as you don't die of consumption.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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That's not likely, I haven't been coffin much lately.
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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Good, I don't want you to pass on anything serious.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Time to bury this one?
me, me, me
"The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!"
Larry Niven
nils illegitimus carborundum
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Wonder if he found the funerals on the inter net?
Andy B
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You should apply that with some rigor!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Absolutely, there's some stiff competition out there.
Andy B
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You're being a little morbid...
me, me, me
"The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!"
Larry Niven
nils illegitimus carborundum
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I'm glad I'm death I wouldn't want to hear this.
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Now you're making me livid!
me, me, me
"The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!"
Larry Niven
nils illegitimus carborundum
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I do hope that you didn't have to lay out any money for that one!
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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In Wedding Crasher, their mentor did say there was more chick to be had!!!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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"Hear opposite ring hesitantly prior to dispute"(10)
There you go.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Antebellum
Anti = opposite, and ante sounds like (hear) anti
Something that rings is a bell
Um = hesitantly
Antebellum is the period before a war
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Excellent!
Points to you.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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