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What a pile of crap.
me, me, me
"The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!"
Larry Niven
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hahahaa , man you are really a digital man
SOFTDEV
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it. [ Let's work to help developers, not make them feel stupid ]
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Aside from the sickening sentimentality, it's also wrong. The wax burns, that's what keeps it lit.
What, did you think the wax was only there to hold the wick up?
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Posts like this make me shed tears.
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You know, every time somebody posts crap like this, somewhere a little bunny rabbit just ups and dies.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: You know, every time somebody posts crap like this
Why do you
dissolve when I burn
SOFTDEV
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it. [ Let's work to help developers, not make them feel stupid ]
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Once there was a bunny called Flopsy. Flopsy was a very happy bunny; she'd spend hours every day bounding around the sun-kissed fields, eating grass and talking to the other lovely bunnies. Then one sad day, Flopsy got very sick. She could no longer bound in the field, the grass tasted bitter and all of the other bunnies shunned her. Flopsy didn't know what to do, she was so sad and dejected...
UNTIL A FARMER CAME ALONG AND SNAPPED HER NECK BECAUSE SHE HAD MYXOMATOSIS. HE THEN LAID POISON FOR ALL THE OTHER RABBITS BECAUSE THEY HAD IT TOO.
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Beautiful. I actually teared up there.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx
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The perfect remedy for the vomit-inducing "Chicken Soup for the Soul" type posts that have appeared in alarming frequency of late
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I hate women that wear stupid amounts of make-up!
My wife has just the right amount of foundation on her face...
She's buried under the house!!!
(Another one told to me by my girlfriend - So blame her, not me!)
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I too prefer women that wear less.
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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What I don't understand: Is when women pluck out all their eye brows, & them draw them back on with pencil.
What is that about??? 
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Getting the ideal eyebrows, and in a more elegant form:
going to the extreme to chase a fantasy.
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Josh_Jackson wrote: Getting the ideal eyebrows
Looking like a mutant! (Check my picture for mutant reference!) 
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They really do that?
Man, now I want to get this T-shirt[^]...
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Alan Beasley wrote: What I don't understand: Is when women pluck out all their eye brows, & them draw them back on with pencil.
Or get them tattooed on.
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I've heard that one said before, only it was about one's MIL.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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I can't say that though - Too close to the truth...
If I could code, I'd be dangerous... My Blog[ ^]
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If that is true, IMHO, it is a nice step. If the prisoners are ready to change the way they had lived which caused them ending up in prison, it is great.
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So we're going to find out whether or not they are reformed by giving them access to my bank details?
On second thoughts, by the time this project comes to fruition the UK will be providing call centres to India at a fraction of the price that the prisons can achieve.
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Russell Jones wrote: So we're going to find out whether or not they are reformed by giving them access to my bank details?
They will be doing back office jobs. They won't have any bank details. So that worry is out of the window. I have worked for US based banks and I don't know anything about the actual data.
Apart from that, this is not going to happen nation wide. This cannot. It will be confined to a very limited area.
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d@nish wrote: Apart from that, this is not going to happen nation wide. This cannot. It will be confined to a very limited area.
Never say never.
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