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That's the VB version of 'beware of the dog', isn't it?
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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No, that would be "GOTO Panic!"
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On Dog Resume Sprint.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Do Barks. 
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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I shared your latest pic with Jim in my "celebrationz threaddz" (couple of threads below). I hope you don't mind.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Well, I suppose "GOTO HELL" would be perfect on John's front gate. 
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles]
I only read formatted code with indentation, so please use PRE tags for code snippets.
I'm not participating in frackin' Q&A, so if you want my opinion, ask away in a real forum (or on my profile page).
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Too subtle for my liking. How about: "F*&k off, you're not welcome!"?
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Adds a new meaning to try ... catch doesn't it?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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John, someone doesn't like you putting up that sign. I hope that you're in deep agony now (that's what the univoter wanted).
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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<SARCASM> Yep - I regret posting it now. </SARCASM>
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001
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I was always partial to the classic, anyone found here at night will be found here in the morning.
I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book,
only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You're more than 15 minutes from the nearest form of medical assistance
What? You shoot to wound? I thought you subscribed to the Texas laws of fair play.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: (a verternarian)
what is a verternarian?
You may be right
I may be crazy
-- Billy Joel --
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: what is a verternarian?
It's a kind of leafy vegetable that VB programmers use in their ayurvedic medication routine. Known for its effectiveness for curing bullet wounds.
Workout progress:
Current arm size: 14.4in
Desired arm size: 18in
Next Target: 15.4in by Dec 2010
Current training method: HIT
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Does it deal well with stack overflows?
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Reminds me of the sign on the Mage's Guildhall: No parking: violators will be toad.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "Enter At Your Own Risk, And Remember - You're more than 15 minutes from the nearest form of medical assistance (a verternarian) - by air."
That will certainly identify you as a spelling and grammar outlaw.
Cheers,
Drew.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You're more than 15 minutes from the nearest form of medical assistance (a verternarian) - by air.
Expecting a lot of animal intrusions?
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awesome. add a few bullet holes for good measure.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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That would imply that I miss.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001
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'blood' splattered bullet holes?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Sign #1
POSTED: NO TRESPASSING
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
Followed by sign #2
We don't dial 911.
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: verternarian
Did you really spell it that way ?
Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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I typed that at work and was in kind of a hurry.
Our office is often used for meetings. Imagine a room that's about 15x15 feet with 12 people in it (and four desks).
Today was a meeting day.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001
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