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Mmmmmmmmm! Oh, and incidentally, thanks for the offer to come around to yours for dinner - much appreciated, but... um... the wife is unwell and... um... I've just died! No, not died! Washing my hair... strife at home... err... picked up a rare tropical disease which means I can only converse in Swahili. So no can do I'm afraid.
/Strikes Mustafa's off list of "Places to go for a free meal when on international mooching trips".
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You're welcome any time Martin and so is Mrs. Hughes  Heck, you'd have a dinner to remember. No rocks or that other stuff 
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Current activities:
Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Project: Hospital Automation, final stage
Learning: Image analysis, LINQ
Now and forever, defiant to the end.
What is Multiple Sclerosis[ ^]?
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Cheers 
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The matchsticks are the best. Who knew they would spark like that.
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Bunch of pussies get a MANS blender V8 Blender[^]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Crowbar[^] !!!!
The crowbar is a lie!
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If the post was helpful, please vote, eh!
Current activities:
Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Project: Hospital Automation, final stage
Learning: Image analysis, LINQ
Now and forever, defiant to the end.
What is Multiple Sclerosis[ ^]?
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See Here[^]
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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Honestly, and in this day and age! Clickety[^]
If the post was helpful, please vote, eh!
Current activities:
Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Project: Hospital Automation, final stage
Learning: Image analysis, LINQ
Now and forever, defiant to the end.
What is Multiple Sclerosis[ ^]?
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Collin Jasnoch wrote: like it is illegal to grow a chicken in a bottle
Curses! Foiled again!
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Bah, amateurs... If not for that silly law, you would all be welcoming my bottled chicken overlords. 
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In Nebraska it is illegal to poach whales.
In Virginia there is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates".
-Brian
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Just kidding.
But you just know that some of the folks around here have been thinking about it.
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I don't know but I suspect you'd have to unplug the blender 3 times before you can load the damn thing into it!
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Apparently, yes.[^]
And now you see the genius of Microsoft's Marketing Department (but who still remain a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes).
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Aww, give them a LITTLE credit... They're not quite as bad as Sirius Cybernetics.
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Thought that was Cyberdyne...
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Cyberdyne Systems = Creators of Skynet from the Terminator series
Sirius Cybernetics = Creators of annoying robots from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
...the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as, "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!" The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes", with a footnote stating that the position of Robotics Correspondent is vacant. It is notable that a future edition of The Encyclopedia Galactica fell through a wormhole in time, and its entry for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is "a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (from WP[^])
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Thank goodness I had my towel when I read that, otherwise I would have spewed coffee on my office mates.
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You've really got to know here your towel is. No fooling.
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I'm also strongly considering changing the title of all my error dialogs to DON'T PANIC.
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Just PANIC will do. Probably more effective, also
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martin_hughes wrote: Probably more effective, also
Yea ... I probably should stop using that animation of a nuke on the dialogs uh?
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Blending ... 99% complete ...
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