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OMG! THE SKY IS FALLING!
No, wait, it's just a tit.
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Maybe she thought she was ugly?
And maybe she is right and men were looking at other women! 
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On second thought, if she didn't like the looks, why should she want a grip?
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What sort of protest was that, anyway? Talk about false emancipation. Anyway, having once stumbled on to a nudist beach, I can without hesitation state that there's a hell of a lot of people out there that need to keep their clothes on at all costs.
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martin_hughes wrote: once stumbled on to a nudist beach
You were drunk at the time?
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Is "grip" some sort of slang for (or brand of) bra?
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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Hand bra perhaps... google if you wish, but probably NSFW (although most people wouldn't consider it offensive, filters might be a little flustered).
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Well of course if you walk the streets topless in public could cause a disturbance. A rating, or accredidation sytem needs to be employed to deem those who are worthy the right to such conduct so to minimize those of us who are easily disturbed by older women who casually tuck thier clevage under thier belt.
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or bruise their kneecaps 
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A big bust is in my genes not jeans!
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Lest we appear sexist I don't think this rule should just apply to topless women.
Blokes whose bellies fail the pencil test (or even come close to failing it) should be forced by law to replace their shirts.
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It's not like we're given a choice. The male BIOS discards all other processing if BoobiesWithinVisualRange=TRUE.
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Mark Wallace wrote: BIOS discards all other processing if BoobiesWithinVisualRange=TRUE
Oh Blimey! I didn't know the BIOS was written in VB. 
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megaadam wrote: Oh Blimey! I didn't know the BIOS was written in VB
It's language-independent, especially when there are boobies in sight.
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lol
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Apparently, at the end of the march, there was a photo-shoot of the better looking protesters. So not sure whether everyone who protested felt it did any good after all.
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She probably got mad when those same "men" kept asking her to step aside so they could get some good pictures of the cute chicks...
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Hi,
In Europe we have a qualification called ECDL. This involves basic skills in secretarial type of work. The customers I write for, have staff, that would not be required to pass that level.(If they did pass that level, they would not be working there) Is anyone aware of a course below that, i.e. Just learning how to move the mouse, and the various aspects, like the OK button vs the Cancel button, Menu's and List Boxes, i.e.: Just the basics we all take for granted.
Bram van Kampen
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If your customers need that course, they lack a brain. Unfortunately that terrible affliction appears to be quite common, and is by some considered "normal". Also, most brainless people make more money than you do.
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Well,
Unfortunately, such course is required. My Customers Staff is largely employed for their domestic skills. We have training courses in place for people to upgrade their 'Domestic' Ironing skils to an 'industrial' level.
Many Fail, but some proceed.
Now we have the additional challenge for operators, of instead of writing down a priced up order in longhand on a piece of paper, to key it in on a computer. We provide a course to do that. That course assumes (implicitly) some basic skils, such as how to operate the mouse.
Otherwise suitable employees might not have those basic skills, hence the question.
Bram van Kampen
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I've got to disagree. Like the OP said, things we take for granted can seem alien to others. Take a farmer who knows everything about the land and wants to better himself. Would you deny him the opportunity because he doesn't know how to use a computer? If things were reversed, would you know how to plant a seed?
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No. Remember, this was about Europe, not the countryside of China. They have no excuse.
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Translation: "I can do it, and anyone who can't do it is an idiot."
Unfortunately, 99% of all living humans think the same way, and 100% of that 99% can do things that you (and I) can't.
How are your statistical analysis skills? Work out the percentage of all living humans who think we're idiots.
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