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Someone give a me a 10 to vote this up.
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Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote: Thankfully, he is not an Apple fan. This guy is a obsessive line sitter.
Um yeah, because that makes him completely normal now. 
Jeremy Falcon
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No, it makes Apple Fans more normal.
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*Elaine faints at the shocking idea*
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infinity minus two is more small than infinity minus one, but both are huge numbers. 
3x12=36
2x12=24
1x12=12
0x12=18
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I just had a great idea. I'm going to start a company of professional line-standers. You can pay me $15USD/hr and I'll place a stand-in in the line of your choice for you. You can continue your life as a normal person while somebody else stands in line for you. I'm a genius! Next, placing corporate logos on homeless people and calling it "advertising"! I'll be rich!
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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FyreWyrm wrote: I just had a great idea.
Sorry to say that it is not an original idea. There are professional companies which offer line standing services.
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Way to be a downer, Rama. Sheesh.
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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Say "I love you" to your girl. If you find any negative/danger reaction from her then say "APRIL FOOL" otherwise continue your love. 
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Did you try it out yet?
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...
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No, I don't want risk my life, I want to be a bachelor till death because couple of dooms-days there.  And virgin too. 
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Well, being a bachelor can be a plus... But you might want to trim the last few words off that post 
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Ofcourse, but due to this post[^] i was mentioned here in advance
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thatraja wrote: Say "I love you" to your girl.
Which one?
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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the one that does that thing...
you know what.
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It depends, but choice is yours
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Chris Meech wrote: Which one?
The one that reads this post. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah, that's really a great way to treat a lady. Tell her you love her and then declare April Fool just because she happens to restrain herself from sneezing, or some such.
Remember, the true man only declares love for alcohol, the team he supports, his car and his bestest mates (in a manly, punch each other on the shoulder way).
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Remember, the true man only declares love while under alcohol
FFY.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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CPallini wrote: Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Remember, the true man only declares love for alcohol
FFY.
UFTFY
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If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Think Geek[^]
They always have some of the greatest April Fools stuff ... go check them out, there is a lot of really funny content on their site today.
From Squeeze Bacon to Tribble's n Bits
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It's about as rare as unicorn tears.
Two heads are better than one.
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probably pretty unhealthy.
according to the chronicles of Harry Potter, unicorns bleed mercury.
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