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Not THAT vulgar 
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There is a company that sells metal sheets with messaged shown by cutting holes in them to send messages to luggage x-rayers. I suspect they're all read by the operators as "single this idiot out for an intrusive body search".  3x12=36
2x12=24
1x12=12
0x12=18
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That sounds like CommieNaziTerrorist talk to me. Report yourself immediately to your local anti-CommieNaziTerrorist enforcement officer!
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Jim Crafton wrote: "For a Good Time call Doug T."
Obviously my phone number would appear on the back.
Your idea, reminds me of these:
Think Geek HTTPanties[^]
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A cavity search sir is in order...sir
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| The front says "PRIVATE" and the back says "NO ENTRY". Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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front side says "Open all night", back says "This side down"  Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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My new modem comes with new software. The Mac version LOOKS connected, but after a brief amount of time, it will in fact stop receiving any data, will not recognise the modem if I unplug and reconnect, and basically will be useless until I reboot. If I call support, they won't offer meaningful support to the Mac version, I doubt they even have seen a Mac in real life.Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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dude - you seem to have a lot of problems lately. I think that you are your problem
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Bassam Saoud wrote: you seem to have a lot of problems lately
Lately? Christian has been whinging about this sort of stuff for years!
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Well, I am glad that SOMEONE is paying attention....Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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Actually we are all quite thankful that you are around here to
- Reimind us that the rest of us actually have quite a good life
- Getting more than your fair share of abuse, so the rest of us can rest easy
- Reminding us continually how smart we are for getting all our sh*t to work without problems
So thanks for doing all that!CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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sometimes about the same damn things
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That is one of the disvantages of having a Mac (and no valid alternative to Telstra, I guess).
Mac people have sometimes painful experiences with external devices.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Yeah, I can see that. It's not Apple's fault, but it makes sense that Telstra, or any other company, puts most of their resources into the part of the market that is by far the biggest.Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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Why don't you "hire" a Telstra technician to setup your system ? I'm certain they offer that service.
With all the ranting and moaning and bitching, I would think it is cheaper and you will know it will work.Watched code never compiles.
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It's actually not possible. And even then, I don't see how they can make their software work if I can't.Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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At least it _REALLY_shows that it's not your problem but theirs, if the cannot render the service that you paid for according to the contract you both signed, then you could sue them.
Or go to the media. There is probably a few "consumer rights" shows or newspaper that could use a couple of nice stories to help you resolve all of this.Watched code never compiles.
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Most modems are made for consumption in the U.S. market. Because of this they are manufactured to run right-side up in the Northern Hemisphere face-first. Turn your modem upside down and rotate horizontally 180 degrees and it will work as expected.
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 If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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you may have just won the internet for the day!
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Can you fit that in one modem? Damn!
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