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after her father gets through with her, she will really be seeing stars! 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Would you give a job to someone who came to an interview with extensive facial tattoos? Discreet facial tattoos? Any visible tattoos at all?
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If it was an ex-forces guy with tats on the arm, yes, I would.
If it was a young fellow or gal with an obvious tat, then possibly not as I would question their judgement.
I have nothing against tats, I have some myself, but they are coverable, (Shoulder, chest, top of arm) and not in public at work.
I once had a girl turn up for interview in a low cut top flaunting a dolphin tattoo on her breast.
I told her, in the interview, that her breasts were great, but that the clothing was inappropriate, and the tattoo distracting, and I think I used the term "Put the tits away and you may have a chance of a job" or some such words.
She didn't get the post.
(I hired a 56 year old harridan who makes my life hell!)
(That was why I hired her, she is brilliant at her job and has no breast issues!)
(Also my wife likes my secretary to be older and wrinklier than her!)
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"When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest"
Confucius 502BC
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I have a friend with a small building firm who took on a woman to work in the office, she is used to controlling kids which comes in useful with that lot. 
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There is something to be said for Harridans!
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"When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest"
Confucius 502BC
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Yes, if the person is qualified.
This signature was proudly tested on animals.
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Policy where I work is no visible tattoos. I've seen it bent a bit (showing under the edge of sleeves, or ankle tattoos with a skirt), but on the face'd be a show stopper.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-298-tattoos/[^]
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
-- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
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Depends on the job. If I was hiring a bouncer, then probably. Bouncers are more effective the more dangerous they look. Now an office receptionist? Not a chance. The first face of your company that a prospective client sees isn't the appropriate place.
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
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I just found out I won a lottery! I'm so excited I can hardly stand it, but it's in
£ so I was wondering if one of our UK people could make arrangements and ship me part of my winnings. In fact, if you send me $1,000,000 I'll be perfectly happy to let you keep the rest for your trouble.
As you can see, it is obviously a valid computer generated letter and doesn't require a signature. So don't worry, it's OK.
Thanks!
Your email has just won the sum of £ 1,000,000 :00 GBP
Your e-mail address attached to:
Ticket Number: 8603-775-6738
Batch: 08/09/83XS
Reference Number: Ref: UKLT/37622-09.
WINNING NUMBERS: (13)-(43)-(06)-(15)-(02)-(40) bonus # (09)
WINNING DATE: 18TH JUNE 2009
For Claims,Contact:
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Name: Bar. DAVID WEBBS
LOTTERY CLAIMS/PAY-OUT DEPARTMENT
International Senior Coordinator.
Email: webs.d4@gmail.com
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PS: THIS IS A VALID COMPUTER GENERATED LETTER AND DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SIGNATURE.
========================================
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I would be more than happy to send you $1,000,000. Your currency changing facilities will have to accept Zimbabwean dollars though. Of course, I'd want £500,000 as a deposit
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote: PS: THIS IS A VALID COMPUTER GENERATED LETTER AND DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SIGNATURE.
I tried to put my signature in my computer-generated letters but now I have blue pen stuck in the bottom left hand corner of my monitor..
P.s.
From tatjana.*******@tcdsb.org to my Hotmail (used solely to receive spam and msn messenger)
Confirmation Ticket No:15-20-14-39-17-8-9
Reply Email:euromillion1560@luckymail.com
Following official publication result of email sweepstakes program released on the 20th of June,2009.
Organised by the Euro Million your electronic email address attached to a Ticket Number (15-20-14-39-17-8-9)
has won the prize Sum of €1 ,000,000.00 Only (One Million Euro Only).
For further enquires and claims of your winning
Please contact Mr.Mathias Arnaud
TEL:0032-489-603-804 or 01132-489-603-804
Email:euromillion1560@luckymail.com
Winning Details
Ref No:18-30-12-26-21-13
Ticket No:15-20-14-39-17-8-9
Lucky No:40-15-26-22-11-19
Batch No:ERTS55324120
Serial No:YHGT02451245
Full Name & Telephone Number:
Please note that all wining must be claimed not later than 20th of July 2009.
Sincerely
Mrs.Pavillon de Margaux.
Please note,do not send email to the alert email you are to contact Mr.Mathias Arnaud via reply email:euromillion1560@luckymail.com
I tried to send an email to the webmaster that their mail server and/or email account has been hijacked but I never received a reply.
Edit*: inserted line breaks so I don't clutter the forum.
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EliottA wrote: o my Hotmail (used solely to receive spam and msn messenger)
Funny... I use my hotmail account for msn, receiving spam and mindless registrations only, too 
Where it seems there are only borderlines, Where others turn and sigh, You shall rise!
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I get these 2 to 5 times a day. I would have an example or two but I emptied my spam folder a half hour ago.
John
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All you guys are sooo lucky!
I never win anything.
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Hmmm, the computer knows your email address, your name, address and bank account number. So, why don't they surprise you by depositing your winning prize directly to your bank account without your signature.
Bah, sorry, it said no signature required.
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theme of the month must be Green eggs and Spam xD
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Groucho Marx
Those are my principals, if you don't like them… I have others.
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If you're up that way, Beth and I are heading in your direction on Thursday morning.
We're travelling up for a wedding, but should have a day or so to wander around and scare the locals... 
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Only ever been there for a stag do...I seem to remember there were plenty of scared looking locals when we were there 
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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Last (and the only) time I was there was summer 2000...  (I love Scotland).
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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I've not been there since the early 80s! 
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Very nice city, you will enjoy!
I spend there a week and then went to the high lands for another 3 weeks.
It was the nicest holidays of my life!
Enjoy!
You have the thought that modern physics just relay on assumptions, that somehow depends on a smile of a cat, which isn’t there.( Albert Einstein)
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Sure Anna...,
Even i am down that route.
Forward me few of your pics and we will take it from there.
mail me at: givemeyours@mines.com
Thank You
Andyyy
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"Show me yours and I'll show you mine" LOL. 
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