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An older man went into a gym to improve his physical condition.
He asked the trainer: I want to impress that beautiful girl over there.
Which machine should I use?
Trainer: The ATM outside.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Man arrives at emergency room with serious leg injury.
Doctor: It is very serious. I will have to operate. You might lose the leg.
After operation, the man wakes up.
When he sees the doctor, he asks. "How am I doing?"
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Man: What is the bad news?
Doctor: We cut off the wrong leg.
Man: oh no, oh no, no, no. that is terrible.
After much distress, the man asks: "what is the good news?"
Doctor: The other leg is getting better.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I had forgotten I had used that joke before. Sorry getting old. Still a funny joke.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Wordle 343 4/6
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A blonde sits in first class on a plane to New York. But she only has a tourist class ticket.
The steward tries to ask her out, but she doesn't go. The stewardess tries again, but in vain.
She tells the pilot. He goes to her and whispers something in the blonde's ear. She gets up immediately and leaves the first class.
"What did you tell her?" the others ask curiously.
The pilot: "I just told her that first class flies to London." 
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So, hair colors darken with age, hence the association with youth and general idiocy. That's why we ridicule blondes, a generalization. Not discrimination, since that requires a religion, a gender-thingy, or a skin color. According to law, if you discriminate based on hair color, you safe.
Also, where did that plane take off? I'd expect a transfer in London if going to NY, because I'd be coming from Amsterdam. Might be a little different in you took of in Washington.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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My first trip to Germany launched from Boston with a layover in London.
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My first trip to the US was here, in the Netherlands. There's an army base nearby, and part of Brundisium is "US soil". That makes us a vassal, occupied territory 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Well, I mean, just walk into any McDonald's or Starbucks...
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Point taken. I'm taking the grandkids to MacDonalds 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Gee! That's the best joke analysis I have heard for years!
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I'm just in a weird mood; don't paint it that nicely.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Oranssi Pazuzu - Kuulen Ääniä Maan Alta[^]
I finally got to see Oranssi Pazuzu live last week! 
The performance was scheduled for 2020... Well, 'nuff said 
They played the entire last album and one or two songs from their previous album.
Luckily I happen to like the last album!
This wasn't a song I liked in particular, but after hearing it live, it's on repeat!
I particularly love the mechanical drum sounds.
Oranssi Pazuzu is one of the best and most interesting black metal bands from the last couple of years.
They play an entrancing, experimental and psychedelic black metal that's pretty unique.
You won't hear this anywhere else
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Sander, I'm looking forward to what you post NEXT WEEK for the SOTW. 
Best wishes! - Craig
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Not sure what to say about that one, but it was good to hear something that I was completely unaware of. And thanks for messing with my YouTube recommendation list again 
On a completely different genre . . .
OMG OMG you 've probably seen that Rammstein released a new album. I accidently came across one of the new songs last night Rammstein - Dicke Titten (Official Video) - YouTube[^] (Ok, fair warning; it's probably not one that you'd listen to in the office where there are people who understand German). Talk about a laugh, but then I am rather childish and immature. 
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Sounds like a random mix of sounds.. And you recommend that as music? Aw, good vocals yes. Shame there's no music to accompany it.
You have an office that's run like a monastery; no booze, no smoke, not even coffee. Then this music; making it sound like you know Beelzebub, with your angelic vegetarian attitude.
"Show me ten normal people, and I will heal them"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Quote: "Show me ten normal people, and I will heal them"
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A name is animated to loss (7)
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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A name is ANAMEIS
animated (anag)
to loss
AMNESIA
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Correct. Next is yours...
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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I needed a second USB port on my little music widget, so I bought a USB-A connector in the buff - just the 4 pins, no controller chip.
The plan is to bit-bang the USB over this by manipulating the data pins directly.
*cracks knuckles*
The issue is timing. I have to cycle count, which means asm NOPs are in play. In order to make this work i have to do a special malloc which gives you executable memory back, and then fill it with machine opcodes to make it do the operations I want.
I also have to fudge GCC with attributes to get it to generate the right bytecode everywhere else.
I haven't written anything like this since the last time I created self-modifying code.
I don't even remember when that last was.
This is black magic, friends. There be dragons.
And all because MIDI over USB doesn't quite work the way it should.
I still can't decide whether I enjoy this kind of thing or loathe it.
It's like tuna fish sandwiches that way. I think I like it, until I eat a few bites, and then I wonder why I made it. 
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I hope you have a good scope... if not.... well.... good luck.
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