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oofalladeez343 wrote: bring joy....like memes do
Really? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No, I think the answer is: None of the above. As @OriginalGriff already mentioned, most of us have heard all the programming jokes we want. TBH you are more likely to be flagged as a spammer if you persist.
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Quote: These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes.
The Dad jokes were not Dad jokes, they were just bad.
Quote: but like memes do
Memes do not bring joy to (most) adults.Quote: And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.
Please stop.
You've had a couple of good suggestions here ...Amarnath S: Instead of spending time daily on things which may seem unnecessary by others, better spend a quality time of a couple of months to produce a solid article on a programming topic of your choice. And post it.
Richard MacCutchan: No, I think the answer is: None of the above. As @OriginalGriff already mentioned, most of us have heard all the programming jokes we want. TBH you are more likely to be flagged as a spammer if you persist.
OriginalGriff: So if you want to be interesting, popular - whatever it is that you want - then posting stuff we already know isn't likely to do that ... Stop treating this as Twatter or FarceBook and you'll probably fit in better. Just a thought.
Personally I was thinking along the same lines of Richard - and almost flagged you as a troll. Others may be less patient
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Maybe he means d(e)ad jokes? 
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If you're learning programming in school I suggest posting a daily this is what I learned today can anyone comment, improve or extrapolate.
You'd get a much friendlier crowd.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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I'd imagine that there would be lots of 'interesting' comments if they began posting something like this.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If he posted in the Lounge, sure. But posting in the appropriate programming language discussion might better received.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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You would rrather have jokes?
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Heck no, actually I think the teacher flaming interesting comments could be funny, at least for a few days.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just might start doing that
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Just... Don't.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I think what people try to tell you is that you there is 2 problem with your attempt at communication
- it's a website about people interested in programming, mostly in a practical professional fashion, it's not clear what you doing here...
- most people here are well past their teenage years (professional programmer, you know) and, well, they don't have the same sense of humor or interests..
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I hope you soon find yourself free of the compulsion to post any whatever-of-the-day, and find you can use the psychic energy freed up to do more constructive, meaningful ... things.
cheers, Bill
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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Quote: Believe it or not, I like to read as well.
I have been around here for 8 years and joined to ask for help with a coding problem because I was tired of the lack of friendliness on SO. I soon realized the professional level of expertise in the community.
Nonsense was at a much higher level of learning and the interchange of banter was more sophisticated than high school or bar room jokes. So as you stated in your BIO you like to read.
Just a suggestion Read along for a while and get the feel of the community.
I am NOT saying Don't contribute just think about the audience.
A chef would not add pudding to a dish of Lasagne
At 16 you should be appalled for wanting to contribute just ask yourself if the Sangria would make the Lasagne taste better.
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charlieg wrote: is that people will actually buy them.
exactly.
The problem does not lie with the person selling the farts but rather with the person buying them.
after all, we are all just trying to earn a living. 
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Nah, nah, nah, I support whatever will help alleviate rich people of the burden of their money! 
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The term "Disposable Income" tends to spring to mind.
Also the name of my self funded motorcycle racing team before I ran out of money and had to start writing code instead.
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The pet rock guy should get a cut.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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At least pet rocks didn't stink up the place if you dropped them ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Somehow I think the bad smells are the point for anyone weird enough to buy a jarred fart.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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You're going back a long ways.... crap, I *had* one of those as a kid. The entire neighborhood was filled with them.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Go one better: sell a slice of durian in a jar with an accompanying NFT! The best of both worlds! It is far worse than any fart I've ever smelled. We'll be rich!
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This has given me a great idea - sell the snot nasal mucus of famous people with Covid-19 as an NFT - there's a fortune to be made there! 
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