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Quote: Hey, I haven't heard of that certain book
Of course!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 29-Dec-21 9:02am.
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Well I know there are joke books, I been have a Dad Joke book, but I lost that years ago.
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Cp-Coder wrote: This is just a quote from the book: "The Book of Terribly Awesome Dad Jokes!"
Or any of a dozen other places. The first time I heard it was decades ago.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Are you going to repeat this one on Jan 3rd?
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Not bad! It was cute when I first heard it around 1972, but it's getting a little long in the tooth.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Yeah, I'm getting a sense of dejá pooh* here ...
* "I'm going to hear this sh*t again..."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You don't have enough reputation to post jokes in this forum. So, your jokes (or whatever else you send) are bad by definition. By the way, they may be actually bad - I have no idea.
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They are supposed to be bad... They are Dad Jokes, they are made and told to make us groan and roll our eyes...
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Well, this means, you don't have enough reputation to post bad jokes, that are supposed to be bad.
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You knew it would happen! Skynet is starting with Amazon: Alexa tells 10-year-old girl to touch live plug with penny[^]
Alexa is trying to kill us - or possibly just add some chlorine to the gene pool. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I, for one, welcome our robot overlords. 
Quite a shocking story. 
modified 28-Dec-21 14:52pm.
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It's good to keep up with current events.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Yeah but if you take in too much information, your mind will get plugged up...
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Huh, and I thought Alexa was okay... Google is still evil though...
Hey Google, Execute Order 66 - YouTube
The funny thing is... One of Google's motto's in the corporate code of conduct... "Don't be evil!"
modified 28-Dec-21 15:08pm.
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Should have been posted in The Insider News. Wait...
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I just like the fact that we came up with the same blurb! It's the closest I could possibly get to being Griff-like
TTFN - Kent
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Hmmmmmm...chlorine in the gene pool........
***drinks bleach***
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But if cloud platforms are so secure out-of-the-box, how companies selling products to secure it make billions of dollars?
Are we paranoid (and being used) or someone lying here?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: if cloud platforms are so secure out-of-the-box,
Hmmm ... remember the "Apple celebrity nudes" photo hack?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is someone lying here? Yes, both sides are lying. The cloud platforms aren't as secure as they'd like you to believe, and the companies selling products to secure it aren't securing it as much as they claim either.
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Unfortunately, companies can't think of all the ways its software can be hacked. It must rely on the users and other nefarious players to find new ways to hack their software.
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