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The only time I use Java is for Minecraft modding. Otherwise it’s C#.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I am developing in Java right now but never occur to me to run it the cloud. It would make many developers happy if it rained coffee instead of plain water 
And in the plus side we would be outdoor more often. I am told many times that I spend too much time in my cubicle 
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I think they did, actually.
I just so happen to know that Microsoft is pushing Azure to non-Microsoft developers.
Azure works great for all sorts of technologies, not just Microsoft's, but many developers do not know this.
Next to .NET Framework, .NET Core and .NET, it can run Java, PHP, Node, Python and Ruby (I did not know about Ruby until just now) out of the box.
And next to SQL Server they also have Cosmos DB (which supports multiple paradigms and has a MongoDB interface), MariaDB and MySQL, all managed a.k.a. cloud-native.
And of course there's support for various container technologies such a Kubernetes and Linux has become the default OS in Azure for many services.
With Azure DevOps you get tooling to quickly build and deploy said technologies as well as private repositories for not only NuGet, but also npm, Maven, Gradle, pip and twine.
So there really shouldn't be a reason Java developers shouldn't use Azure, yet now it's not considered an obvious choice.
What Brad and Satya want is that when those developers think "cloud" they think "Azure".
And that's why you got that email 
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1) They don't read online lists ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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2.) They don't reply to on-line lists
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3.) They don't spend time online
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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They don't spend time online on social media.
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4) they don't require a brain pacemaker, nor do they want one.
That should cover it nicely.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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5.
Will tell later, running late for an appointment.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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6. They:
Ring out the old, Ring in the new
Ding-dong, ding-dong
Ding-dong, ding-dong
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1. Default user name pi, password raspberry. strawberry does not work. After several trials I realized the difference.
2. 192.168.3.14 seems to be a good choice for static IP.
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11917640 Member wrote: 2. 192.168.3.14 seems to be a good choice for static IP.
Only if that's in your subnet
Keep Calm and Carry On
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11917640 Member wrote: strawberry
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I have to cook a big pot of soup twice a week now...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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One of the few good things about winter is the acceptability by Herself of me making soup for lunch. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I have seen terrible accidents happen to field cooks who wanted to serve soup for lunch. Rumor has it that some of them ended up on a stick, slowly rotating over a fire.
Ohne Mampf kein Kampf. (good luck translating that )
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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"No fight without munch" or "Eine Armee marschiert auf dem Bauch" I think.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Exactly. Most cooks don't have to deal with critics who are armed to the teeth.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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But soup is good: hot, tasty, filling, easy to eat (even quickly) and if served with good bread ... warm comfort food that'll keep you going.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You are talking about your home-made soup. Army soup is hot water with color form the potato peals of yesterday...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Only if you are lucky. Maybe it's just left over from the last time the cook washed his feet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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What?! 
I never met an army-cook who used to wash any part of his body...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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