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An old lady was expecting a plumber at 11 AM, she thinks out loud I have to go to the store, but it is 11:15.
She gets a knock on the door and she says: Who is it?
it was the mailman and he left her the mail.
She then goes to the grocery store.
Now this old lady had a parrot right next to her door.
10 minutes after she left, there's a knock on the door.
Parrot: Who is it?
Man: It's the plumber.
Five minutes later... another knock
Parrot: Who is it?
Man: It's the plumber!
Five minutes later... a final knock
Parrot: Who is it?
Man: IT'S THE PLUMBER!!! - he then procedes to bust down the door, has a heart attack, fell down outside the door and died.
10 minutes later the old lady returned, and was shocked to see a dead man on her doorstep.
Oh my God, there is someone dead at my door! Who is it?!
The parrot answeres: It's the plumber...
Share and repost, let me know what you think.
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Is this some of that anti-humor the kids these days are going on about? I don't get it.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Both yes and no, the joke is it's a parrot, it repeats whatever it hears, like a child. The parrot hears the old lady say Who is it? Then it hears the plumber say "It's the plumber".
Kinda obvious... Sorry, you didn't like it, not my best work, I'll make better ones in the future.
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I think it was a little too obvious, personally. I wasn't trying to be rude, it's just you said to let you know what I thought.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Maybe if it was an owl and a parrot...
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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I've found better jokes in a Christmas cracker ... maybe it's funnier in your native language. :shrug:
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I just wrote it in my native language.................... I'm American... Then again I did get this joke from a Dad Joke book, no more of those, I will just make them up...
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I have to say I laughed out loud at the OPs response to your assumption.  
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Indeed.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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You need not explain the joke, because it isn't one. That's not due to translation either.
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I found the lack of humor pretty funny
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I think I saw this one when I was a kid on Sesame Street.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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(going to date myself here) I think it was Electric Company, actually
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
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Idiot and his family
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I don't see anything wrong with the photo. Everyone is practising proper trigger and muzzle discipline.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's missing the point John, this was posted a few days after four people were killed in Michigan
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I didn't miss the point at all. I'm simply ignoring the woke bullsh*t we get from across the pond and from twanker users all the time. This is a first amendment issue (which still matters here), which is generally intended to protect speech, and more specifically, *unpopular* speech.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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pkfox wrote: a few days after four people were killed in Michigan
Ummm... without taking one side or the other in regards to the silly Christmas card... dozens of people are killed with guns in Chicago every single week - sometimes it's dozens killed in a single weekend.
Somehow our illustrious media mostly ignores these killings. It obviously doesn't support their narrative.
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And this ultimately saves vaccine 
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Given that there are 330 million people in the USA, someone will find almost any photo that you can name insensitive. Are we to require ritual abasement and apologies for each of those, too?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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#realJSOP wrote: Everyone is practising proper trigger and muzzle discipline.
True. But that woman could easily shoot the head of the man.
jhaga
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jhaga wrote: easily shoot the head of the man.
Now that would make for a much more interesting greeting card.
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I bet that would wipe the smile off his face
jhaga
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In more ways than one. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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