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I've been thinking about this and I'd categorically tell anyone asking about justifying text that would ultimately be copied and pasted, left justify it. Because of the use but also because of the westwardness of things in general.
On a lighter note:
A Zoo visiter walks past the front gate of Jack Hanna's Imperial Animal Venue and approaching the docent at the first water attraction he comes across, gazing with astonishment at the creature wallowing in the shallows below the fence, says to him "That is the strangest reptile I've ever seen" to which the docent points to the shingle hanging above and says "That's the world's meanest orneriest lizard and it's called a Crockagator, hence the sign".
The visitor reads the title of the sign and steps a couple feet closer to read the finer print beneath the bold letters and says out loud "Two-headed beast: one end the mouth of an alligator, on the other end the mouth of crocadile". He kinda scratches his head for a moment and thinks to himself then says to the docent "I see ... two heads, must be very hard to feed and eats a lot to boot. But what makes him so beastly"?
To which the docent replies: "If you had a mouth on one end of you and another mouth on the other end of you, you'd be mighty beastly too.
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I like it
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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A real toe-tapper.
If you can't find time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find time to do it again?
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One of those lucky breaks.
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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Almost made a tetris.
Jeremy Falcon
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I recently purchased a low end laptop for testing software. I find that the Windows 11 it came with is pretty snappy.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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win 11 has been good to me, whether laptop or desktop. latest version is very solid so far.
edge is just still an option as far as I am concerned. but decent.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I don't like some of the UI changes in Win11 (I didn't like some of the changes in Win10, either), but other than that it seems pretty solid. It runs nicely even on an i7-2670QM CPU (the oldest I have).
The major issue,, as far as I'm concerned, is TPM - will a future version refuse to run without it? I'm not really worried about it not running on 15-year-old CPUs; that is prehistoric in CPU terms.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The major issue,, as far as I'm concerned, is TPM - will a future version refuse to run without it?
It runs without it just fine. We're installing it on industrial PC's without TPM with no issues.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The trouble is, I'm lacking inspiration, and things like Entity Framework, XML serialization (which is crap, but it's there), and other obvious applications of it have already been done to death, or are produced my microsoft, and in everybody's regular rotation such that a contribution in that arena would be at best futile, and at worst annoying.
I wrote a great lexer generator that uses it. But now what?
I've talked myself out of generating parsers. Short of some sort of AI code synthesis, they are too bloated and restrictive to be very practical in the real world.
I thought about generating component model stuff, like the common component property changed event patterns on classes but the core stuff really involves UI components, and it seems like .NET UI is still all over the place. I want the dust to settle before I commit to something like MAUI.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Thanks!
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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Probably old but new for me...
β’ An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
β’ A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
β’ A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
β’ An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
β’ Two quotation marks walk into a βbar.β
β’ A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
β’ Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
β’ A question mark walks into a bar?
β’ A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
β’ Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
β’ A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
β’ A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
β’ Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
β’ A synonym strolls into a tavern.
β’ At the end of the day, a clichΓ© walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
β’ A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
β’ Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
β’ A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
β’ An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
β’ The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
β’ A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
β’ The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
β’ A dyslexic walks into a bra.
β’ A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
β’ A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
β’ A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
β’ A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
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 had forgotten this one. still funny and clever
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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