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Oranssi Pazuzu - Kuulen Ääniä Maan Alta[^]
I finally got to see Oranssi Pazuzu live last week! 
The performance was scheduled for 2020... Well, 'nuff said 
They played the entire last album and one or two songs from their previous album.
Luckily I happen to like the last album!
This wasn't a song I liked in particular, but after hearing it live, it's on repeat!
I particularly love the mechanical drum sounds.
Oranssi Pazuzu is one of the best and most interesting black metal bands from the last couple of years.
They play an entrancing, experimental and psychedelic black metal that's pretty unique.
You won't hear this anywhere else
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Sander, I'm looking forward to what you post NEXT WEEK for the SOTW. 
Best wishes! - Craig
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Not sure what to say about that one, but it was good to hear something that I was completely unaware of. And thanks for messing with my YouTube recommendation list again 
On a completely different genre . . .
OMG OMG you 've probably seen that Rammstein released a new album. I accidently came across one of the new songs last night Rammstein - Dicke Titten (Official Video) - YouTube[^] (Ok, fair warning; it's probably not one that you'd listen to in the office where there are people who understand German). Talk about a laugh, but then I am rather childish and immature.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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A name is animated to loss (7)
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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A name is ANAMEIS
animated (anag)
to loss
AMNESIA
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Correct. Next is yours...
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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Bonjour j'ai une application de gestion de flux developper sous laravel et je dois mettre le dashboard qui va evoluer seul pour montrer des statistiques des entrees et sorti ce que j aimerai c'est connecté le dashboard au compte de sorte a ce que une fois qu'une entree d argent est enregistré directement le graphique l'affiche. pour cel comment faire?
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Google translate: Hello, I have a flow management application developed under laravel and I have to put the dashboard which will evolve on its own to show input statistics and output what I would like is to connect the dashboard to the account so that once that an entry of money is recorded directly the graph displays it. for this how to do?
Start by asking this in the right place, and in English: Ask a question[^]
But ... show us what you have done, where you are stuck, and what help you need.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I needed a second USB port on my little music widget, so I bought a USB-A connector in the buff - just the 4 pins, no controller chip.
The plan is to bit-bang the USB over this by manipulating the data pins directly.
*cracks knuckles*
The issue is timing. I have to cycle count, which means asm NOPs are in play. In order to make this work i have to do a special malloc which gives you executable memory back, and then fill it with machine opcodes to make it do the operations I want.
I also have to fudge GCC with attributes to get it to generate the right bytecode everywhere else.
I haven't written anything like this since the last time I created self-modifying code.
I don't even remember when that last was.
This is black magic, friends. There be dragons.
And all because MIDI over USB doesn't quite work the way it should.
I still can't decide whether I enjoy this kind of thing or loathe it.
It's like tuna fish sandwiches that way. I think I like it, until I eat a few bites, and then I wonder why I made it.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I hope you have a good scope... if not.... well.... good luck.
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I have one of the best logic analyzers money can by. Scopes are better for analog stuff.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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honey the codewitch wrote: I have one of the best logic analyzers money can by.
Said the Ferengi when he tried to sell something to a Vulcan. 
That's a very high praise. These things can go up to price ranges for which normal people buy real estate.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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As long as you trust the generated signal is within the published timings, and not just what the logic analyzer accepts.
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If you mix the tuna (packed in water, not oil) with Miracle Whip and add just a tiny bit of pickle relish -- served on multi grain bread.... with Vinegar & Sea Salt potato chips (crisps to some?) on the side. Mmmm 
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honey the codewitch wrote: This is black magic, friends. There be dragons.
You can try to scare the ignorant fools who may or may not exist here, but not me. I'm chaotic evil too.
honey the codewitch wrote: I also have to fudge GCC with attributes to get it to generate the right bytecode everywhere else.
honey the codewitch wrote: I haven't written anything like this since the last time I created self-modifying code.
Also known as one sinister hack upon another.
honey the codewitch wrote: I still can't decide whether I enjoy this kind of thing or loathe it.
Then you are not chaotic evil.
honey the codewitch wrote: It's like tuna fish sandwiches that way. I think I like it, until I eat a few bites, and then I wonder why I made it.
That only proves that you are not strong enough to withstand the mind control of a minor deity. Probably the one that already stands ready whean you open the can.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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More years ago than I like to remember, I was working on the programming for an industrial laser (1KW CO2). This was supposed to run the laser at the command of a CNC, but the documentation was not all that could have been desired.
We were reduced to similar expedients to ensure that we got good communication between the CNC and out hardware. Having an out-of-control 1KW laser running loose is no joke!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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We have a member who has reached an amazing 385 questions: a Help Vampire par excellence!
I can only assume that we are supporting his entire employment as he doesn't seem to have learned much (if anything) over the years.
Can we split his salary between us, or would that be unfair?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The stakes are high 
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Even more impressive, his first QA question was in December 2016. That's an average of 70 "do my work for me" questions per year, not counting any which have been closed.
I'm surprised he didn't take a day off yesterday to travel to Whitby[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'd like to draw your attention to the post below about making friends, and the reaction I assigned to the post.
It counted my reaction twice and I think I'm the only member who has had his reaction recorded twice for one post.
What do I win?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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did not see any posts from you regarding "making friends", I did get one about jokes.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: What do I win?
Not a lot...
Bugs and Suggestions[^]
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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What do I win.
Points. And what do points mean? ...
Paul Sanders.
Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while to make it short - Henry David Thoreau
Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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Paul Sanders (the other one) wrote: And what do points mean?
The one who dies with the most points wins?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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