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Transport huge quantities of coffee to the urinal.
Source: Dilbert
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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The word urinal appeared in a Dilbert cartooon?!
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Water, Beer, diet Tea, and diet Cola too!
I guess I am more diversified in my purposed
Entropy will win in the end
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Usually this goes better with beer. Coffee is less effective for such purpose. Just micro-optimization tip.
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Or @PompeyBoy, @Pimpeyboy, whatever name you are using this week!
![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Bon anniversaire, vieux frère !
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Je viens te chanter la ballade
La ballade des gens heureux
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Gee, thanks for putting that in my head... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Happy PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRday!
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Thanks Griff, but my name is not Scott and it's not my birthday. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Persuasive quote about Leonard? (8)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Well, I waited...
Persuasive = ELOQUENT
quote about E OQU T (anagram of quote)
Leonard L EN
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Is correct, and you are up tomorrow! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Nice one Paul
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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erm... checking my clue for tomorrow, I notice that "eloquent" is Mirriam-Webster's[^] Word of the Day ... What a small world!  
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That's where I started this morning!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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This would be much easier if you would always do that🤪!!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I was rushed ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Fishing in the bottom drawer for my HP-35....
Funny as hell a couple of years ago watching my then 8yo grand daughter trying to wrap her head round RPN.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Me, I'm from the HP48 generation 
Mircea
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I've got my college HP48CX downstairs with the batteries taken out (still worked fine), and an emulator I use on my phone for my calculator.
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My step-dad, an electrical engineer, bought an HP-35 when they first came out. I believe he still has it, and it is still in working order.
Software Zen: delete this;
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In the very early days of calculators, there were 4-function models and significantly more expensive 5-function models - the fifth function was square root.
A friend of mine saved money buying the 4-function model, hoping that it really could do square root as well, even if the button for it was missing; there was only a flat grey square in its position. Hopefully, it would be possible to solder in a small pushbutton.
So my friend found a scalpel for cutting the flat grey square open. And out popped a button with a square root symbol on top. Not only could the calculator do square root, it even had the button for it hidden under the blind cover!
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