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A German Shepherd, Doberman and a Cat die and go to Heaven.
All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they have to meet with God. So off they trudge. A few minutes later they enter the palace where God is sitting, and he beckons them near.
God says, “I want to know what you believe in, and how pure and true your heart and soul are”.
The German Shepherd answers first, “I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master.”
“Good,” says God, “then sit down on my right side.”
“Doberman, what do you believe in?” asks God.
The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”
“Excellent”, says God, “you may sit at my left side.”
Then he looks at the Cat, and asks, “And what do you believe in, Cat?”
The Cat rolls it's eyes and responds, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat”.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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modified 6-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Mike Hankey wrote: The Cat rolls it's eyes and responds, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat”.
So true! 
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Was the cat's name Sheldon?
Cats own you.
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Schrödinger I believe?
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Message Removed
modified 5-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Message Removed
modified 8-Oct-21 16:28pm.
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Last season of The Expanse show[^] Seems like there will be explosions. I'm assuming they're skipping the whole Laconian Empire plot line?
And the last book in the series is out Nov 30 - Dec 2 in the UK.
TTFN - Kent
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Kicked because the messages just below....
Any explanations?
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Message closed.
Yep and now the message has been removed. A post, simply containing some youtube links to Elvis songs.
What a swamp is this here? 
modified 8-Oct-21 12:53pm.
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maybe you just put a link without any indication what it was or if it was safe or not for work.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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I clearly marked all the links...
subject: Elvis. No technicals cheats, simply live, simply the voice
(1957)
JAILHOUSE ROCK (1957)
68' Comeback
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subject: Elvis. No technicals cheats, simply live, simply the voice
(1957)
"link"
JAILHOUSE ROCK (1957)
"link"
68' Comeback
"link"
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Holy paranoia... what is wrong with the two messages above... flagged 'Message currently under review'
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What, you don't like it when the automated spam filter flags you?
Who's paranoid again?
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Do you have a reasonable question? Then ask it...
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Question? Hah, no.
I was just pointing out your "underwear in a bunch" over being flagged by an automated system.
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Oh yes, now I remember you are the 'you are the omniscient' from Q&A. You also know exactly whether a Q is valid or not, o gosh 
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Here, let me show you the door again.
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You are the king and CP is yours!
EOD
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I have an inkling as to where this discussion is headed.
Not surprised, for any message originating from someone who kept the default "Member ########" name...
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Seems a little unreasonable, we often see links to music in the Lounge, posting lots of them, especially Elvis songs, can be irritating but not offensive.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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