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The PS5! 
It got available two weeks ago, a pre-order for October, 15.
A friend pointed it out to me and I rushed over to the shop expecting it to be sold out again.
Luckily for me, they only sold it with an extra controller and three games (Ghost of Tsushima, Spider-Man Miles Morales and Ratchet and Clank), making the price quite high.
I got it, my friend got it and a third friend got it.
We have a weekly game night of Outriders, and with all three of us on PS5 the loading times will drop from over 40 seconds to about 4 seconds, that's an extra game a night
Not that I'm playing right now... (although I did start NieR: Replicant ver 1.something, had ridiculous loading times on PS4 so I waited to play it on PS5.)
Someone decided it was a great idea to import millions of records directly into our production environment without doing so much as a single test run.
Deduplicating millions of records and updating customer due amounts as we speak 
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Whoever decided to import that much data like that needs a whack with a rocket propelled solid steel electrified clue bat.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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HAhahaha, and here I was.... thinking that the gyrojet needed unusual ammunition. Your idea takes the cake.  
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Yeah, not his finest work
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I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me so hard my cheek is still glowing red.
The old woman next to me said "it's pronounced 'quiche', dear."
I'll get my coat, love that's it's necessary again as the days grow colder and shorter, I love autumn
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Strange 'restaurants' you have in your part of the world. Are they something like the 'coffee shops'? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Are you insinuating there is something wrong with our coffee shops? they serve excellent coffee!
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The coffee is fine, but the brownies have an odd taste...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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So, not a fast food restaurant then?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Real men don't eat Quickie.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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True story:
When General Motors started selling them, I went to a car show and was tempted to ask the lady at the booth what a Hummer went for.
(I'm not that rude)...
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The answer from my wife is always more than I have
Hogan
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So, at least you know she's got a price...
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Quote: ... the days grow colder and shorter, I love autumn Big Grin |
Opposite down under. Tomorrow is the 5th day of spring and it's predicted to be 33 degrees. It may mean (for me) that it may be warm enough to jump into the pool.
Can't wait for summer for some real warmth. 
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Funny how the old lady knew exactly what you were talking about.
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Old lady != old maid...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Indeed, sounds like she's been around...
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Hex words | Ned Batchelder[^]
There's probably more, but that's the link I found. Some amusing (definitely SFW) ones.
print(hex(12648430))
'0xc0ffee'
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Probably with different substitutions we can get a different set of words, however using only ABCDEF we have a nice intimate group of words 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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1 7h1nk 1nc1ud1ng number5 15 57re7ch1ng "5pe111ng w0rd5" a b17...
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If my coffee was coloured #c0ffee I wouldn't touch it!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Reminds me of an funny calculation at school, but should be done on a LCD calculator.
Turn the calculator up-side-down and enter 707 + 707, you get LOL + LOL = HIHI
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There once was a Dolly Parton joke[^] with a calculator turned upside down...
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
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