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One of my keytops has fallen off and I can't find it. I've lost control of my computer ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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U had better shift into high gear, like they do in F1, and find it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sounds like you need to take it to the ICU!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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And there is no ESCaping the consequences.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Your computer... is that really Alt you can talk about! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Can we have an image link in QA please? Just the one ... this one: UserFriendly Tech Support[^] 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Are you kidding?! If all stupid people were barred from using computers, the world's cat video industry would collapse! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You are a hopeless optimist if you think it will do any good...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Since you cannot cure stupid, I do not there is a point in banning stupid people for a finite amount of time.
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Thanks for the link That site is new to me I had a laugh at the punch line but was unhappy and bit offended by the support's insult to the caller IMHO he should simply have looked dumb-founded I didn't bother creating an account to post this comment since I waste enough time here - Cheerio
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Punctuation. It does wonders.
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As does not getting upset about insults to fictitious characters in a cartoon ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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PaltryProgrammer wrote: I waste enough time here
Your choice.
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How about a monthly Fickle Finger of Fate award to some lucky contestant?
and you know what finger I'm talking about
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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You just made me think of a billboard that I used to pass on my way to a favorite fishing destination.
https://kottke.org/plus/misc/images/fecal_fingers.jpg[^]
Yes, it was real.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That old damn fecal finger.
Too funny
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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jeron1 wrote: You just made me think of a billboard that I used to pass on my way to a favorite fishing destination.
https://kottke.org/plus/misc/images/fecal_fingers.jpg[^]
Yes, it was real.
Just the billboard, or the product as well. Seeing something like that IRL would have me fighting a major battle with my inner 10 year old over if I should utterly destroy a public toilet.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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It was odd, one of those, "Whoa! I must have read that wrong." moments when I first saw it. The next time by, I actively look for it, and by God, that's what it said.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How the heck are toilets made over there, that allows the rim of a toilet to get covered in it?
In my nearly 50 years of lifting toilet seats (and putting them back down), I've never found that to be a problem...what am I doing wrong (or, perhaps more accurately, right)?
modified 29-Sep-21 16:28pm.
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Hmm, Is it the toilet? or the dumbasses that sit on them?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hard to imagine how anyone could get the rim covered in it, without doing the same to themselves.
But hey, there are disgusting people out there who I'm sure have the ability to do things I've never stopped to think about. And would rather not start now. 
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Don't blow out for flier (6)
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I hope I'm wrong as I've nothing for tomorrow; but, as no one has offered any suggestions, ...
PUFFIN
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